The South West
Day 1,068, 12:56
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by Karacticus
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When the moon shines
On the cow shed
And we're rollin' in the hay
All the cows are out there grazing
And the election is on its way.
I'd be a Kara' Voter
I'd vote for him any day
I'd be a Kara' Voter
He'll soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
It's so cosy in the kitchen
With the smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard
You can smell the PCP HQ too.
(Oh, I've never smelt nothing like it in all my life!)
When those combine wheels stops turning
And a hard day's work is done
There's a polling station around the corner
It's the place we have our fun.
(Arr, we'll have some fun 'n' all.)
I'd be a Kara' Voter
I'd vote for him any day
I'd be a Kara' Voter
He'll soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
(Come on, get a couple of votes down 'ere then!)
Now dear old Mabel
When she's able
We takes a stroll down Lover's Lane
And we'll sink a pint of Scrumpy
Then we'll play old nature's game.
(Ha ha ha!
Oo arr!)
But we end up in the duck pond
When the voting is sized to close
With me breeches full o' tadpoles
And the newts between me toes.
I'd be a Kara' Voter
I'd vote for him any day
I'd be a Kara' Voter
He'll soothe all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
(Come on everyone, get up 'ere then!
Ha ha!)
I'd be a Kara' Voter
I'd vote for him any day
I'd be a Kara' Voter
He'll soothe all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
Let Karacticus be your vote of choice!
Horice (:
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lol'd!