The 'Raker Breaks Into the Top 100
Day 467, 00:10
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by Hari Michaelson
---Letter From The Editor---
It's a celebration bitches.
- Hari Michaelson
Editor-on-the-Edge
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As of Day 467 in the New World The Muckraker has officially clawed its was up into the top 100 ranked papers in the eUS.
I'd like to thank myself, for without me none of this will be possible.
And I guess I'd like to thank you subscribers...I guess. Although really, what'd you do besides click a button?
In any case, you suckers are stuck with me, and you can never silence my bullshit! Never!
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The Muckraker: Comprised of satire and falsehoods.
It's a celebration bitches.
- Hari Michaelson
Editor-on-the-Edge
---
As of Day 467 in the New World The Muckraker has officially clawed its was up into the top 100 ranked papers in the eUS.
I'd like to thank myself, for without me none of this will be possible.
And I guess I'd like to thank you subscribers...I guess. Although really, what'd you do besides click a button?
In any case, you suckers are stuck with me, and you can never silence my bullshit! Never!
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The Muckraker: Comprised of satire and falsehoods.
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Congrats, though they aren't stuck with you, they could unsubscribe.
True, but I can still print the same mediocre articles regardless.
Congratulations 'raker! Just for that I'm subscribing...can I get an honorable mention in an upcoming article now 🙂
Take care, love yer rag...
I'll mention you, but I doubt it'll be honorable.
I subscribe because of the King of the Hill avatar. That's it.
Thank God somebody knows what that is.
The avatar is what caught my attention, I stay for the articles.
Congrats on making Top 100!
"I'll mention you, but I doubt it'll be honorable."
Aww hell, I'll take my fifteen characters of comment fame anyway I can take it!
Allow me to say that I prefer comments over votes any day, so the more vocal ya'll get, the better.
Wait, I'm Subscribed to this wipe?
When did I get so drunk as to do that?
How do you know?
@Sam: I check the rankings, like, 30 times day. Every time I move up a rank my ego gains more and more power. Eventually I'll just hulk out.
I'm going to take all the credit for this.