The Brolliance: Why Its Awesome (Australia)
![USA](http://www.erepublik.net/images/flags_png/S/Australia.png)
Turd Fergusen
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Recently the eUS totally f*cked up big time militarily. They messed up Croatia’s epic land bridge to Asia. Pretty much all of Eden is angry at the US especially Poland and Croatia, and rightly so, because losing against Slovenia puts their regions in danger.
There has been much unnecessary trolling and angry articles about how much American fails and are stupid ect ect you know the drill by now... True you can always find a US troll article pretty much any day but what is different this time is that the trolling is by some EDEN countries as well
In past few days, countries around the world, including EDEN countries, have been pretty hard on the US.
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But alas there is hope for America! In an unfriendly world, there are enemies, there are allies, and then there are BROS!
No matter what happens, bros always got each others back!
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Canada and the US have something special. A bromance if you will. Canada, the US’s true bros , would never troll and berate their bros in the manner shown by some Eden countries.
Here is typical day in a bro's life:
![](http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/themightbomez/step-brothers-2.jpg)
![](http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/themightbomez/Indonesia_flag-1.jpg)
![](http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/themightbomez/southpark3-2.jpg)
![](http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/themightbomez/stepbrothers-1.jpg)
(its only weird if you make it weird
😉lol)
Canada's great, but who can forget Australia? The bro down under!
😃
![](http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz49/themightbomez/749701.jpg)
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Australia has a similar problem as the US, that is EDEN countries are pissed off at them. Australia is in a very delicate position right now. After getting left for dead by EDEN in the battles for South Africa, Australia attacked Indonesia. Now all of EDEN is angry at Australia, some even promising not to send aid because it will only encourage such stupid behavior. Not if the brolliance has anything to say about it! Australia will not be thrown under the bus, the brolliance has Australia's back!
In conclusion, the brolliance is something special. The world and even some allied countries may be giving us sh*t, but our bromance still remains strong. Each member of the Brolliance can be counted on as a friend no matter what happens. We all have each others back no matter what happens. No other countries in the world can claim to have what US, Canada, and Australia have with each other.
As I said, there are allies, and then there are Bros!
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For the last 3 months there has been a slow underlying current to move Australia into a tri-pact with USA and Canada, I believe the war with Brazil for eZA is just a convenient smokescreen to maneuver Australia that way. The tactics used in the war and the lackadaisical way it was run proves that(no RW’s or multi fronts and the giving of q1’s to FM’s)
The MPP's being allowed to lapse with Spain and Malaysia all lead to the same answer. Having no war games with SOL(even if they are not SOL run) makes it easier to move Australia into a new Alliance and new war games.
I do believe that the MPP with USA lapsing was an accident, which was unfortunate when they were about to attack UK. Also if you notice there has been a lot of talk about Canada supporting us and not a lot about probably our only true ally Greece who spent a lot gold in support of us, they will not be pleased if they find out that this war was a smokescreen.
Activating a war with Indonesia is the next step in provoking EDEN to react or break up, if they break up then of course pressure will be put on creating a new alliance and as usual good old knee jerk Australia will just follow blindly again into the new alliance, just like when we joined EDEN in the first place.
@Albuera57 Corp
Wow way to kill the mood. Should I call you buzz killington. Do you want to tell me a story about about a bridge?? XD
USA-AUS Pact.
AKA, the Alliance that doesnt understand game mechanics and is overall fail.
Don't get me wrong, I feel the shield is a great concept I am just a bit peeved at the underhanded way it's come about and the rift it has obviously caused by internal politics in EDEN countries.
@eSA Ministry of Information: Wait, you mean the Axises of Evil right? :3
Alright, admittedly I'm beginning to lean more towards the Brolliance and away from mega-alliances like EDEN.
If the EDEN biatches want titanium they better start kissing our butts right now.
I do think the name Brolliance is a little, erm, weird.
And eAus would win the sword fight.
canada rocks ass!!!!
Sword fight!! awesome 😃 we need in on that. (its only weird if you make it weird)
Bro's FTW.
V-V-V-VOTED
don't cross the streams?
Thanks Australia.
Even in the best of times, you can usually find no shortage of articles, even from our own allies, disparaging the eUS for something: but not from Australia and not from Canada. The two of you always seem to have our backs. Never think we don't appreciate or notice that. Also, should all of EDEN abandon you, and you have to face the Phoenix hordes, you will not do it alone. We will be there with you to the bitter end.
Small alliances wont survive long , just look at Entente. If Phoenix is still existing Eden has to exists as well.
I'm not saying that we are going to leave EDEN. We really have no choice but to stay in EDEN. But the point was that EDEN countries ally with us because they want our money and damage in crucial battles. You can see from the past few days that when an EDEN country can't provide those things, they get bitched out and left for dead. Brolliance countries actually care about each others wellfare.
oh okay 🙂
Well don't look just on few last days , but look at times when we were able to work together and free USA. And I don't think the point was money.
Let's bring The Brotherhood back and free South Africa ! we can only do it together 🙂
I agree with above statement^
🙂
Oh my god.
Anonymous Men with Flags on their faces, jumping around from snippets of Advertisements are attacking!
BROLLIANCE FTW!!!!!!
HAIL eAUSTRALIA
HAIL eCANADA
HAIL eUSA
HAIL EDEN AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pffft, I've been saying for months that lots of smaller, tighter alliances would make the game more fun.
Mega alliances are lame, but currently they seem to be a necessary evil.
just another axis of evil nation. lol
Brolliance!
Brew-lliance!
its only weird if you make it weird 😉