The Answer to Iran and PanAm

Day 1,161, 17:21 Published in USA USA by Chris Hartman

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Finally we know the answer to the Iran invasion, as most thought it’s a stepping stone to Europe. In the POTUS news paper he had this to say; “Well, obviously Iran is not our target. They were a necessary stepping stone into Europe. For the first time since Jewitt’s presidency, we will be in mainland Europe. Since we have every resource in the game, we need to find more fun things to do.” It’s been awhile since we been in the heart of Europe. PanAm has some new faces; Greece and Turkey are still going at it, Greece winning a string of wars, but only due to the fact that PanAm asked them to. POTUS had this to say; “We’re in talks with Greece at the moment to return the regions back to Turkey. I have spoken with their leaders multiple times, and I feel that we are making progress. Discussions are ongoing, and I will release more information when I can do so confident that a resolution has been reached.” Russia in PanAm…nawww…..well yes there exploring the possibility of a PanAm alliance, though as the Pres. said, “Should the member nations of PanAm choose to officially consider Russia for membership in this alliance, America will weigh their petition on its merits, and not base our actions on past rivalry.” Enough said. Eden + PanAm= Maybe, Eden is looking into the future about this, Pres said this; “Cromania, our old EDEN allies are both optimistic about joining in the future. The problem with contacting EDEN member states is that EDEN is still around (technically). A lot of the countries we have talked to want to remain in the alliance until dissolution.” Anyone like Chinese food? Well your lucky read this from the Pres. “Approaching China to join PanAm was an obvious move for America. We’ve been allied with them for many months, and our bro-love is world renowned. China’s prime time is a near-perfect compliment to our own, and their support has allowed us to take and hold regions, when it would have otherwise proven impossible.”

Proposals

Proposed by Haliman, Do you agree on the text used by the president to welcome new Citizens in your country?' Sooper sekrit documents leeked. Prediction: Rejected ?-?

Proposed by Haliman, yesterday


Do you agree on the text used by the president to welcome new Citizens in your country?' 22:56 Fionia: i blooped
22:56 Haliman: burgle
22:56 Fionia: blargle
22:57 Devoi😛 how very undignified, the potus just burgled
22:57 Fionia: your face is undignified
22:57 Haliman: OH SNAP
22:57 Haliman snaps in a z formation and does a sassy pose '
Outcome: Rejected 12-35
Editor: I think Halimans hacked if ya ask me.

Proposed by Lord Krauser, Do you agree to transfer 3248 FIM from the country accounts to Congressional Budget Office? Prediction: accepted ?-?

Proposed by Haliman, The President of USA demanded a sum of 0 gold from your National Treasury in return to a peace treaty with Pakistan. Outcome: 39-6

Proposed by ligtreb, Do you agree to transfer 89879 USD from the country accounts to Congressional Budget Office? Outcome: 49-0

Proposed by Haliman, President of USA proposed a mutual protection pact with Argentina. Outcome: Accepted 46-3.
Battles (current)

Proposed by Ali Emami, USA has been proposed as Natural Enemy. (Its gonna happen.)

Pakistan attacked North-West Frontier Province, USA
USA attacked Esfahan, Iran

A resistance has started in North-West Frontier Province

Battles (Past.)

Hormozgan was conquered by USA in the war versus Iran

Jammu and Kashmir was conquered by Pakistan in the war versus USA

Sistan and Baluchistan was conquered by USA in the war versus Iran

-Editor: Chris Hartman
-Reporter: CaptJustice

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