The American National Anthem

Day 620, 06:10 • Published in Russia Russia • by Alexei Kiramov

Ladies and Gentlemen (by ladies i mean men pretending to be women for some reason). This is my first article, and im sure i am far more excited than you are! This newspaper will hopefully put a humorous side to bringing across the news.

If you look at the forums u'll see Americans going on about 'PEACE propaganda' so i thought, why not help them out and so i decided to make my very own American Propaganda, in the shape of a new National anthem.

Americans citizens, please stand for the National Anthem

Drop down your burgers
And drop down your buns
Turn on your hummers
and lift up your guns
To defend our glorius country
your daughters and sons
by which i mean the hotdog's
yes, all 50 tonnes!

We will drive out the Indonesians
Although we can't find the country on a map
then beat the commie russians
and then eat a bacon wrap

If you hear the truth
just call it PEACE propaganda!
if someone disagree's
punch till their face is like a panda

We might think Europe is a Country
and Asia's all chinese
but it brings a tear
to watch our flag fly in the breeze!

We might be having out butt's kicked
untill it's the pattern of our flag
but if we complain loud enough
we'll have the war in a bag

The game mechanic's wrong
and PEACE is obviously cheating
And although our country and
our ego has gone through quite a beating
but our mindless patriotics
and our massive comfort eating
mean it'll soon be PEACE
who we shall be defeating!

GOD PRAISE AMERIFAIL

I cannot be held accountable for spelling mistakes 😛 Oh and this is a JOKE not an INSULT
If ur rusian and can't read this, i recomend u better learn english, or even better, chinese!
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