Stranger Danger

Day 883, 15:23 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512


Our Benevolent Emperor, Arschmann, just wrote an article.

Now, I love how Arschmann accuses the Parti Suisse Romands of being xenophobic... because they're French-Speaking Swiss.



Now Arschmann, you're a great guy. But I totally disagree with where you're going with this. Switzerland just got a babyboom. So what are you doing? You should be out partying in the streets!

Instead, you're whining about JNArno and Eleriel being xenophobic.
Now why would you do such a thing?

Because it means that Shaolins in Russia who fly in every election to vote don't have as much power?

I sure hope not.

But that's not the only reason I disagree with your article.

You also say not to vote for people who never play, and only are active for the congressional elections. Well, I agree 100%.

And that's why there are only a few qualified candidates running from the SNP? What?



Now, I'm not saying the SLP, SFP, BPsP, PSR, or any other political party of Switzerland is any more in the right. I'm just saying that you can't lay all the blame on someone else, when you're doing the same thing.

But seriously, enough criticizing Arschmann's article.

Are you unknown in politics?
Too scared to publish a program?
NO NEED TO FEAR, PENGUIN IS HERE!

If you want the people of Switzerland to know all the great things you'll accomplish as a congress member, just follow these 3 simple steps.

1) Register on these forums: http://swissres.freeforums.org/

2) Go to the http://swissres.freeforums.org/sign-up-for-congressional-list-t102.html">Congressional List Topic

3) Sign up and watch as you get into Congress!

With this list, all your goals will be neatly outlined!
I really don't care what party you're in or you're political alignment. This list is simply to show players what people's political goals are.

And now, as a last word. It would be nice if we could all just vote for the candidate that we liked, but in this age of political infighting, that simply isn't possible. If we were all to vote for JNArno just because we liked him, the Shaolin voting machine would destroy us. A wasted vote is a useless vote.

I wish we could all just compromise and end this. But trying to compromise with Arschmann is like trying to talk to a brick wall.

As of right now, the Shaolins control this country. And while they control it, they will never compromise.

Therefore, if we are to end this civil war, if we are to live in a country where Swiss and Shaolin are at harmony, we must show them that we are powerful enough that they would have something to gain through compromise.

The Shaolins want us to prove ourselves. And I'm ready to do it.
What about you?

POWER THROUGH PROGRESS!
PROGRESS THROUGH UNITY!
UNITY THROUGH PENGUIN!


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