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Statue Of God Emperor Dio Brando Built In Baluchistan

Day 775, 08:07 • Published in Pakistan

• by Policy

As congress member for Baluchistan I have finished construction of a statue of our almighty Dio Brando. The Statue which reachs into oblivion (where Pakistanis climb to play the national sport PIG KILLER) and is made of the soul of sand was finished i under a milisecond thanks to Quarter Sands from the local McDonalds and the awesome strength of AgentChieftan and other well trained Dioists.

Tickets to the top of this statue for PIG KILLER'ing are 3PKR each and are payable by sandcard, seque and tokens by members of the public (official PIG huntes are allowed free pass).

Photographs are currently unavailable due to everybody eating in McDonalds.

Also for a a mile around the statue it is raining whitepoint diamonds thanks to our awesome God Emperor Dio Brando.

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