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DAY 16, SWEDEN OCCUPIED DENMARK

I was in the lobby of Rikshopitalet in Stockholm, my fake mustache my only protection from the a butterfly knife to the eye. Skinke, Eddike, and myself had just come here from the German/Sweden front. We hadn't been there to fight, the Swedes took care of that themselves killing all the German soldiers and then proceeding to kill each other. Like Hannibal's elephants stomping on his own troops. Well Sweden was never a nation with much self control.

However we were here smoking in Rikshospital, not only to promote cancer among the cancer ward (technically we viewed ourselves as creating even more customers for the hospital), but also because it has been revealed that more had happened in the Black Forest than was originally suspected. The official story was that the Swedish soldiers had eaten the moss and peat from nearby bogs and entered their traditional berserkergang (berserkergang is also a mating procedure for Swedes, think of Once Were Warriors movie, "cook the man some eggs.")

This theory however proved to be little more than a Swedish cover up. It seems that what happened at the front was the same thing that happened to [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-234712.html]our scouts a week ago.[/a] Apparently something similar was reported in the Soviet Union [a url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident]40 years ago.[/a] Still unknown if there is any connection.

It would also seem that as the might our political organisation grew, thanks to the Germans, the Swedish government decided to cut it's military and political losses by giving Germany back some of it's territory. Reducing the most recent joinees of our movement. This tactic won't work however. We do have an ace up our sleeves.