Snickerdoodle Confession
Day 481, 17:52
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Published in USA 
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by Jeremy Hutchinson
Original Article
I have a Confession...
I was the thief who stole the shipment of cookies, but...
1.) I would never help out SamWyestan(sp).
2,) I absolutely hate snickers, so I have no idea what that is about.
I just couldn't live with the guilt anymore.
I have already sent this grandma 56 USD in order to pay for this.
I am sorry, I just couldn't help myself...
P.S. I knew this was coming, and planned this along time ago. Ever noticed my Newspaper's name was "Louisiana's Cookie Thief"?
I have a Confession...
I was the thief who stole the shipment of cookies, but...
1.) I would never help out SamWyestan(sp).
2,) I absolutely hate snickers, so I have no idea what that is about.
I just couldn't live with the guilt anymore.
I have already sent this grandma 56 USD in order to pay for this.
I am sorry, I just couldn't help myself...
P.S. I knew this was coming, and planned this along time ago. Ever noticed my Newspaper's name was "Louisiana's Cookie Thief"?
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okkkaaaaaaayyyyyyy. . .
pertamaxxx?
That lack of snickerdoodles was directly responsible for my critical condition following my heart attack!
lol Pyro this is part of a long series of articles by Mr. Wystan, Mr. Hutchinson, and Mr. Jythier Smith
I, for one, thank Mr. Hutchinson, for coming clean on this.
At last, our long national nightmare is over.
How could you do that to a hero like SamWystan?
For shame...😉
I knew it.
WHY di you do it!!!????
It was wrong!!