Smelly brutes of Norway gone
Toothpaste
Image: Sweden's President Jim Parsons (FS
😎cleaning after the Norwegian's temporary stop in Gotaland.
Article by Toothpaste
Two days ago Norway sneak attacked Pearl Harbor style one of Sweden's core regions, Gotaland. With a backup from their alliance EDEN and Terra, they managed over night to take Gotaland.
Rumors say that the Swedish officials were aware of the attack and let the region go so the Swedish capital could be move from Gotaland to Svealand (Stockholm). Critics from the left-wing coalition on the other hand say that its all false propaganda.
Yesterday Sweden started a resistance war in Gotaland and liberated the province with out a problem. Svealand is now again the Swedish capital and Gotaland is back in the hands of the Swedes. Everything is back to normal.
In other news: Toothpaste just got promoted to Fallskärmsjägarna, a famous Swedish platoon. His golden bazookas are sponsored by Chanel.
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Congratulations to your promotion. Got mine today, too!
@babbelol *high fivar* o/
Sorry about the smell, my Stomach couldnt handle the Swedish Meatballs😉
You should try Danish balls, they are firm and there is meat in them.
Alas they are a bit hairy too, that is not so nice to put in your mouth 😉)