Shot by a PIG

Day 812, 11:59 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Policy

It was an exciting day. He was beack in his native homeland once again, after doing a pilgrimige due a land infested by pigs, and butchering them for the innocent population. As he opened the door to his sandgloo a mixture of emotions greeted him. His sword made from pure sand, with a crystal of ice in with middle to kill those that betrayed Dio.

His eyes finaly rested on his PAK-47. Recently brought back from battle by pak_land who's gun had been destroyed in an ambush by Swine Team Six.

In his haste he rushed to the boreders of NWF, wanting to return to active duty ASAP. However he had forgotten to wear his sand vest and to take a refreshed course when he returned. The hours ticked by, boredom still at bay.

CRACK! BANG! BOOF! Gunfire! Immediantly he returtned it unloading his magazine faster than a troll's *Grabs Dick*. He ran for cover while attempting to reloud his gun. A splatter of blood. He felt the cold ice rip through his flesh and staggered. CRACK! Another shot to the chest. His eyesight was becoming blured, he could make out distant figures approaching at increasing speed. He dropped.

Suddenly his hand swung in the direction of the PIGs with renewed energy, perhaps it was the sand that sensed the possible ending of a dioist? Sensed the readiness to die for his cause and decided it was not his time...

His PAK-47 found aim and fired, chopping down the pigs two by two. Icelets were everywhere. He lay there barely conscious.

Minutes or even hours later he heard distant footsteps. He was raised and put on to a stretcher. The hands meeting his skin were warm and a little grainy too. A dioist. He opened one eye, it looked like pak_land or maybe it was AgentChieftan? His brain was too tired to process the information. His hand lost grip of his gun, it fell to the ground. He suddenly stopped moving and was getting colder.




****This is a pakegram, Policy today was ambushed on the borders of NWF by PIG forces, possibly Swine Team six. He is currently in the newly built hospital in Punjab, in a critical condition. His Last Will And Testament, will be read by another pakegram if he dies****