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Sex, Drugs, and RocknRoll!

Day 623, 14:16 • Published in USA USA

• by Turd Fergusen

This is my first article so bear with me.

This World War reminds me of a story I know. Its called "The Puppy Who Lost Its Way". The world was changing, and the puppy was..getting bigger, much like eUSA and its population boom. The Puppy is like "America" in that they were both "lost in the woods". The puppy ran away from home and got lost, much like eUSA "lost" half of its territories. And nobody, especially the little boy "society" knew where to find them. Except the Puppy was a dog. But America, my friends, that was the REVOLUTION!

Anyways, America. We need to fight back against PEACE. Join the REVOLUTION! Right now we are getting owned..owned in the anus. And it hurts! We were not prepared for this. We did not have the proper lubrication, and by lubrication I mean defence infastructures..not other things. We are in an uncomfortable position right now. We can cry to the authorities, but they don't care. They just like to watch and laugh at stupid nerds that take this game too serious. Tommorow is one of the most important elections.. like ever.. I personally will be voting for Emerick because he is Great. Why is he Great? Because I said so. You just can't really argue with that logic. Actually I'll be voting for him because he has a superior understanding of game mechanics, which we need desperately. Also he is strong and sexy...with foreign affairs! And that is good also...so vote for him if you like awesome!
Vote up!

Comments

itturnstoashes Day 623, 14:23

"we are getting owned..owned in the anus. And it hurts!", "lubrication", etc...

sounds like corporate america to me

MC Hammers Pants Day 623, 14:28

yea well my anus has not been owned

enzoferrari Day 623, 14:35

HOSS for BOSS

James Skyrider Day 623, 15:23

As i understand it, Emerick is willing to sign a peace treaty of some sort with PEACE. Now what do you imagine that peace treaty would look like? I'm guessing it wouldn't be worth pissing on. I was thinking of voting for him until I found this out. If he took that option off the table, then I would vote for him. Otherwise, "Not gonna do it....wouldn't be prudent".

Turd Fergusen Day 742, 21:07

Haha looking back to this article brings back memories of good times and getting drunk while writing articles 🙂

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