Russia's Chance to Reclaim Fail vs UK & Iran
Armour144
I recommend that you read http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/russia-s-chance-to-reclaim-fail-964455/1/20">this article before reading.
This is it. The moment you have all been waiting for. I have saved the best for last. Russia is taking on Iran and the UK, in a full out brawl of failures.
Is it suicide for Russia to even attempt such things? Probably.
Will everyone point and laugh at Russia when they inevitably fail at failing? Most Likely.
Well then, we may as well get on with it.
Task 5
The Challenge: Anything, as long as it is related to eRepublik.
The Competitors: Russia and Iran.
Iran’s fail recor😛
Failing at keeping hold of NWT and Yukon, declaring war on Canada but failing to attack within the 24 hours.
Iran’s Entry:
Russia’s Entry:
Now, normally Iran would easily win. But, since this was to be eRepublik related, Iran’s entry should’ve looked more like this.
I’m sorry Iran, but you have failed at failing.
Russia wins/fails again!
Final Task
The Challenge: Absolutely anything (except a UK flag)
The Competitors: Russia and the UK
UK’s fail recor😛
Oh boy, do you really want me to list all of these? Really? Fine, but you’d better brace yourselves for a wall of text…
Switched alliances (from Fortis/Eden to Peace), became nothing more than a puppet in the war, holding multiple regions of occupied Canada and loosing every single one of them to the resistance groups, just being a fail in general. They have, at one point or another, held Alberta, Newfoundland and Labrador, P.E.I., Nova Scotia, Quebec, and Saskatchewan. They now hold 0 of those.
There’s more I assure you, but I really don’t have the time to list all of them, and I’m not too keen on making that long a list of failures.
Just take my word for it; the UK is the definition of fail.
UK’s Entry:
Russia’s Entry:
*facepalm*
UK, you epic fails, I made 1 rule for this challenge, and you go and break it.
FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!
Honestly UK, I give up, how on earth does Russia stand a %*@#! Chance when they have to take you down in a fail off! This is ridiculous! I hereby announce that Russia fails anyways, because having to beat the UK in a failoff is just PLAIN IMPOSSIBLE.
But in all seriousness, I am still awarding Russia with a fail. Why? Because, it’s the UK, you just can’t outfail them (except for Iran on occasion).
Since Russia has failed, a few Peace countries decided to take a family picture.
Well, that’s all for now. I hope you enjoyed seeing Russia reclaim it’s fail.
Armour144
I have officially run out of ideas for great articles. If you have any then let me know, otherwise I'm done writing until I get another idea 😃
Comments
epic failxxx
LOL, that last picture is the definition of PEACE 😉 Forgot Indo though
If russia fails for trying to beat uk, which is impossible. That means UK failed to take the title alone, which is not surprising because they fail at everything. Then they both fail for having to share the fail title. I bet they fail at fairly sharing by letting others share in the fail as well.
EPIC F-A-I-L!
lol I love these articles 😃
Lol! Nice
Good finger-puppet picture.
I love the last picture.
I would have added the Indo flag next to Hungary's tho..
GREAT SERIES! I loled. 😛
Awesome stuff Armour. V+S
nice shot with gobba map!
What a nice alliance peace is.
Having it's own region occupied by allies.
You don't find that anywhere else!
nah, Indo's flag is already in Hungary's
True that (look at the top part)
I laughed
awesome. voted 😉
Failed again!
nice i am happy i am in canada for this war
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Haha, great series! Love the finger puppets. And the reason you don't see Indonesia's flag is because they're located in the armpit hahaha 😃
It does put a smile on your face to see muppets in the UK fail that badly