ROMANIANS' DESIRE TO VISIT XINJIANG FRIVOLOUS!

Day 469, 08:48 • Published in USA Indonesia • by wander howard

ARE YOU STRESSED AND FEARFUL? COME TO XINJIANG FOR A PEACE IN MIND!

Dear Romanians,

From Karakorum

On behalf of our Ministry of Tour, Sports, and Joyful Fun, we welcome your contingents to Xinjiang!

A bit information for our kindly neighbor,

Xinjiang is the largest political subdivision of INDONESIA — it accounts for more than A TINY BIT OF INDONESIAN territory. It is divided into two basins by Mount Tianshan. Dzungarian Basin is in the north, and Tarim Basin is in the south.

Xinjiang's lowest point is the Turfan Depression, 155 metres below sea level where Benn Dover was last seen after this lottery crashed and all players won 117 Gold. It is also speculated that the ghosts of those who used FAKE GOLD died lonely here!

Its highest peak, K2, is 8611 metres above sea level, on the border with Kashmir. Of course, we never forgot to mention that the Three Cups of Tea by eGreg eMortenson, is now on sale and sponsored by INDONESIAN GOVERNMENT as well.

Manual instructions:
1. After you come in here, please check in our five star hotel in Urumqi.
2. Get a nice hotel and admire our Q5 Fortress, a lively city of 1000 people, and also a beautiful ONDEL Hospital.

3. Go to Lake Tianqi

Here

and throw a coin to the lake. Then gatotkaca will come out and sai😛

"DO YOU THROW THIS FILTHY GUTLESS RON OR THIS FINE COURAGEOUS IDR?"

We suggest you to say you throw "FINE IDR" or you'll find yourself turned into a slab of FILTHY RON... Not that RON is exchangeable here, so you are actually insulting Gatotkaca by throwing rubbish in his lake...

We recommend you to also take picture with our lovely mascot and our best guide of the month, he is so popular to both men and women alike.

So, what are you waiting for?

Come at Urumqi, get a sip of tuak, get a bowl of beras ketan and some tempeh goreng.
While we decide,

While the world watch,

Whose president's moustache is the best!

Thank you for your coming, enjoy your stay and please do welcome our "tourists" as well 😃

Ministry of Good Joy and Good Smile,

Wander Howard, Pr-Tasm.