Phoenix FAILMAX #1
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by RomanEmpire
Phoenix is a very new alliance, and as a result, they have not ha much of a chance to screw things up. Well, as it turns out, they mad their first royal screw-up...
I was taking a look at recent battles in the war, and I saw that we had moved up to take a border with Liaoning, the Iranian high iron region in China. This is before the current war declaration against Iran passed (at the time of this article we have about 11 hours to go). To my mind, this could only cause problems by putting is in such close proximity to Russia in that area. I expected the Russians to attack Inner Mongolia and Jilin in order to completely surround Hello Kitty, so that if we took Liaoning we would still have a fight to get through to our big prize. Yet the Russians remained inactive. I wondered why they would not attempt to start this block as soon as the final decision had been made by the eUS.
Then I saw this and it all made sense. Yup, the Russian president is banned. Immediately looking to see how long it would be before he was thrown out and the Russians could begin blocking maneuvers against the eUS, I couldn't help but laugh...
You see, yesterday, before he was banned, the Russians already tried to impeach him. This means that the Russians are stuck with a dead president for the next 6 days. They are absolutely powerless for this time. This translates into our one and only threat in East Asia being completely neutralized. Nice, huh?
There is now absolutely nothing that Phoenix can do to prevent us from closing in on their three most important foreign regions. Tonight the battle for Liaoning will begin, or early tomorrow. I predict that the Brits will make another failed attempt to block us, thus ending up becoming blocked themselves. France and Portugal cannot block us, because those wars were closed months ago. Nobody bordering us has the ability to stop us from attacking these regions. By the time Russia gains a president capable of doing...anything, we will have (hopefully) liberated all of China and North Korea, and be on to take Indo's 2 regions and Iran's 1 region out of India.
Phoenix, congratulations! You officially have your first EPIC FAIL! I can't wait for your blaming the admins of bias...I mean... acceptance speech! Don't worry about the celebration, we'll host it in Hello Kitty in just a couple days 🙂
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FAILMAXXXX
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the worst part is that the impeachment was still going on when he was banned, meaning that if congressmen had waited for the end of the votation this wouldn't have happened
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@eric424: I've been subbed to your newspaper for a while now 🙂
Why the Russian president has been banned? From a player with a high political responsibility, we expected a comportment more accurate and mature.
To the Phoenix is missing a leader, it's missing courageous Presidents and with leadership qualities, able to organize and manage an alliance.
This alliance, is the umpteenth fake.
You know, this is win for us here in eRussia.
You ever don't what means to have an zombie-president elected by botnet.
So:
1). This is not fail for us. Vice versa.
2). The problem of the one nation is not a problem for whole alliance.
Traumen😛 I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
1. It is a fail for you because you are not militarily inept
2. Because you are now militarily useless, you are a massive liability for Phoenix in the area of East Asia.
I don't want to rain on anybody's parade, but what's to stop Phoenix from taking the two High Iron regions back from us once we've got them?
Astra: Emerick.
That is all
AS Sherlock Holmes would say "The game is afoot".
Roll EDEN!!!!!
FAILMAXX Xd
Astra: MPPs with China to prevent Phoenix from coming back.
Traumend, I would like for you to meet the "old" iraqi minister of information Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, aka "Bagdad Bob" :
"There is no american troops in bagdad. We are not surrending, in fact it is the american that are surrending"
"Astra: MPPs with China to prevent Phoenix from coming back."
How will that prevent anything? It is just a matter of timing and having EDEN occupied somewhere else, for example Croatia, Poland...You name it and milions of DMG will flow that way...Also, how much gold was spent today in Iran? You will need twice as much for hellokitty. Can you honestly keep that up? If you can, for how long? What happens if you do succeed and you are dried out and Russia attacks USA again? how will you defend? (and what happens with MPPs guarding China then?)
there are lot of variables and plan being presented by USA (to simply free China and dump thousands of gold and gain almost nothing) sounds like unbelievable at best.
Ludak021
good article btw 😉