NO MORE RAWRR OR LULZ!! HAWAII LET'S GO!!

Day 578, 07:28 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by Wonder Forward

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
MINISTER! IF WE DON'T PUPUTAN MARGARANA TO HAWAII WE WILL RIOT! WE LOVE PUT PUTAN SAMA GADIS HULA! SAY NO HAWAII! - I MADE SAPU LAUTAN


A friend of mine spoke in IRC. He was comparing me like a certain japs.

They figured it was kind a like pearl harbor story.

Well, hours before pearl harbor strikes, there was this japanese trade attache who was meeting with the roosevelt and he was kinda sweet and mellow, assuring that Japan would do her best not to attack the country which strangled her oil supply.

Well, I don't know if that was true or not, however it had a nice ring to it.

Imagine you are talking peace proposal with two countries you had fought with even your teeth.

Now, when they finally agreed to the peace clause, suddenly the conference room was banged. Several people rushed in and told the country which proposed that both countries had suddenly initated an attack...

Aww... You can imagine his face even when we can't look each other's face, just his words and judging from how long he pondered before he typed his response... or from how he typed and mistyped and cancelled typing... or from his spontaneous outcry...

It took a real man to act in that kind of thing.

The way things goes, that kind of diplomacy went so much away from my principle.
I prefer the valiant way of doing things.
Just declare your intent and act on it like a man!

So i wanna declare something!
Not only that we want Hula Girls
Or shut down Volcanoes in Hawaii

We also want Arnold Schwartznegger
We want Universal Studio, Smithsonian Institute, Princeton and MIT University
We want the Capitol
We want LA Lakers
We want Yao Ming to join Kobatama!

And we will eradicate those senseless RAWWWRRR and LULZ!

Now, what is your proposition, gentleman from overseas?

Aloha?