NEWSFLASH! Political take-over in Sweden - the president impeached!
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Image: the new President of Sweden
Sweden is not only fighting against an external enemy, but against an internal enemy as well. As of today, the beloved president Jim Parsons, who won the election with 60% of the votes just few days ago, is no longer in control over Sweden. Instead, a leader from the radical socialist party MSAP has stepped in as the new commander after a successful impeachment: Raticon.
Rumor say that Raticon is called by his fellow socialist for "Dear leader".
Article by Toothpaste
Socialist parties behind the coup
Behind the political coup lies the following parties: Folkhemsdemokraterna, Partiet (NationaIgardet), MP and Nybörjardemokraterna.
FBS didn't manage to stop the impeachment even tho they have 38% of the power in the congress (you need to have 35% to stop the impeachment).
War with the Danes, Norwegians and Finns stops!
The (now former) enemies to Sweden, the Danes and Norwegians, congratulated the Swedish people and their new president.
As an direct order of the regime in Sweden, the message was to the Swedish Military and its soldiers to stop the fighting against the Danes, Norwegians and Finns. Instead the war will now only be concentrated on the Ruskis (and the Rumulians).
Commander Lonestar gets fired too!
The bellowed Swedish commander of the military forces, Lonestar is about to be relieved of his duty as well.
President Raticon will publish an official article with the names of his own political cabinet (regering) later today but I was able to get the pre-released info from him.
Raticon says that Intyala will take Lonestars old position and the Minister of Defense of Sweden. Olle21 become the vice Minister of Defense.
Volcker will take charge of the Ministry of Finance but the ministry will continue to be free from political agenda. CrazyFrog will control the Swedish Bank (Svenska Riksbanken).
NOTE: Even if this situation is a horrible news to the Swedish elite of FBS, we must continue to do good for the sake of Sweden and obey the new leadership. Captains should continue to follow orders and soldiers should continue to fight where ever they are told to go.
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No vote, FBS, parson and lonestar is no more!
This shows that among those 38% in FBS, someone totally missed the elections or there were internal fighting within the FBS and someone from FBS decided that they wanted to get rid of Parsons.
Anyway, we are now aiming forwards and embracing a new dawn. January 5th of 2012 will show what road eSweden will walk down in the dawn of the new year.
Beloved Parsons and beloved Lonestar. That is a bit of a stretch.
No vote for siding with Lonestar and Parson
Hail eSweden!
Hail Jim Parsons!
Hail Ration!
Hail Lonestar!
Hail Intyala!
Hail fascistdemokraterna
Hail ONE!
No vote, this is just BS tooth, i'm sorry but to say that this is a PTO, just blows my mind. Parsons got impeach mainly because the awful relationship with our Nordic brothers.
This is worth an episode on Penn & Tellers Bullshit
"who won the election with 60% of the votes just few days ago"
It's 18 days ago. More than half a term. And during that period he has admitted to helping PTO attempts in Norway and Denmark, has continued the arrogant, confrontational politics towards the other scandinavian countries and in all honesty brought this situation with Russia and Romania on the swedish people. Naturally in the end the Swedish Congress could not sit idle and watch while he threw away the rest of the country to foreign powers.
Anyone with a little knowledge of Flitwick knows he hates the leftwing of politics (anywhere and everywhere) with a passion, but even he welcomes the change.... That should give a good idea of how the neighbouring counrties feel about Parson and the impeachment.
I've spent some time this evening together with Raticon, watching him wear his coat of responsibility in these harsh times, and he's the same old Raticon that I've come to know through nightly IRC sessions and discussions about all the important and not so important aspects of life and eLife.
He's a modest man with a big heart, and it's in the right place. I am glad that it was he who was the runner-up this month because to be perfectly honest, I can't think of a better candidate to turn the page and begin a new chapter in modern, eSwedish history.
Regardless of what some will say about his left-wing affiliation and his cabinet, there's no denying that MSAP is the party most capable of negotiating with the Russians. They have members who speak their tongue and they have connections that may come in handy in this hour of need.
As for the imperalistic Rumulians, they will eventually head back to their caves. With our without our women.
yay sweden had communist revolution.
congrats
It is articles like these that make me sick. So much hypocrisy has come from FBS, they act more like a communist party than MSAP! FBS has had a monopoly over what has gone on in Sweden ever since Valnad left office, in this very article Toothpaste refers to them as the "elite".
You also called Nationalgardet socialist, which gave me a good laugh, as a socialist myself there is constant criticism from members of that party.
Beloved president? Obviously not if the majority of Congress wanted him out. Get your facts straight Toothpaste, the bias in your articles has reached a point of absolute propaganda. FBS has had there run, the people of Sweden will no longer bend over and take orders from their "most elite" leaders.
Good riddance to FBS, I hope we will see some good and lasting change in Sweden from now on.
The Serbian PTOer Jim Parsons has now left and has Serbian CS.
@Raticon
Honestly - as I see it - there was no internal fighting in FBS. The problem is that FBS have members in the congress who does not support FBS - and never had. They are in FBS cuz they wont get into the congress otherwise. But in heart they are MSAP (and other left win party).
In my personal, non-role-playing opinion, this is ruining the political part of the game since we will get situations like this. Which in reality is by mine standards a dishonest PTO, just like the one with serbs did in Norway and Denmark.
To be clear tho: I do not blame anyone of dishonest play. FBS chose its own congressmen and everybody knew who the black sheep is. There was neither no cover up over some of the congressmens political support. Everybody was open with their political view.
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Pinsam artikel.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
MP, NBD och Partiet existerar inte längre. Alla dessa tre partier är nu NationalGardet. Och att kalla NationalGardet Socialistiskt bevisar hur lite du vet om eSveriges politik. FBS dör ut, och det tack för er arrogans. Ni är inte Eliten längre, deal with it.
MVH//Dante
Toothpaste, even though your articles are biased you provide a place for news and discussions, well done,
I hope this will start a new path for Norway and Sweden, and that we may regain some sort of mutual respect. I knew that not everyone in Sweden liked their government being involved in PTO and other misdeeds, but it's nice to hear such a clear declaration.
Toothpaste is a troll, this is just brainless propaganda. This impeachment is legit, Parsons and FBS is no longer wanted.
Jag är inte insatt alls men hur kan det vara en PTO när fyra av de fem största partierna står bakom impeachen?
I don't think internal fighting will get us anywhere right now.
I don't know what Raticon is planning, but I can't see anything good coming from this.
@paintballforfun
60% av SPELARNA i Sverige röstade fram en högerregering. Men sedan valde 21 av de invalda kongressledamöterna att gå emot majoriteten av spelarna för att få fram en vänsterregering. Maktbalansen har skiftat totalt tack vore 21 spelare. Sådant agerande är en poltisk kupp. Det spelar inte roll om det sköts av utlänningar eller infödingar eller vad det slutgiltiga målet är. Det är PTO hur som helst.
@Dante N
Du som är så jävla upplyst. Berätta för mig kring nationalgardet. Ge mig exempel med länkar kring medlemmarnas agerande som gjort att dessa ska ses som någon annat än en hord socialister. Det enda som ni gjort är bytt logga och namnet. Medlemmarna är same same.
That's an excellent news!
@fatmike
Who is a troll here really. What have you done for Sweden really? Nothing. Nothing at all. Just like rest of you. Your existence is all about trolling articles and pointing fingers while you your self are doing nothing. You are nothing but a commie weasel living of somebody else's work! Go back to your cave now.
@w3st3rb3rg
Inte pinsammare när du sa upp dig från Partiet och bad mig att göra en grej av det men det visade sig att inte en kotte brydde sig om att du slutar.
We must follow the Dear Leader now. Why you might ask. I said we must.
Toothpaste, 60% voted for Jim Parsons, but 66% also voted against him.
This paradox can happen, when a people elected congress can reverse another people made result.
And Jim Parsons went to Serbia after this and you don't give a damn.
@Flitwick
Exactly. Sweden is now controlled by a regime, a cabinet with a leader not chosen by the people but by the congressmen. And like Itfolk said in the forum yesterday: he did it for the lulz. This was nothing else but trolling and cuz of this we lost a wonderful president!
Nationalgardet röstade inte ja pga fort the lulz, utan för att Jim helt enkelt inte hade kapaciteten att vara president.
A "wonderful" president that almost cost you the country after he orchestrated the takeover attempts in your neighbouring countries. MAybe the people voted for him but just got fed up with his politics?
Ska eSverige bli kommunistiskt? Då är det kanske lika bra att Ryssland erövrar oss...?
I love propaganda.
Denmark and Norway would have handled defeat in the battlefield, that's alright. PTO'ing two weak neighboors, just because they make a fuzz, is the reason you have had a hard time. That and TEDEN decided to help us.
#Toothpaste
Man kan ändra sin åsikt. Som t.ex. stötte jag Jim i valet men sen när man fick en större insyn på hur han gjorde jobbet, var det såklart man ville ha bort honom från jobbet. Jag trodde han skulle FAKTISKT göra nått bra, t.ex. ha en AKTIV regering men så fel man hade. Så folket ändrade sin åsikt gällande parson. Det är INTE PTO. Get your fact!
60 % av spelarna som röstade ville ha parsons inte 60 % av invånarna.
@Dante N
Det finns inga belägg för att folket var trötta på Jim Parsons och Lonestar. De som skrek var kongressledamöterna och trollen (såna som fatmike). Och man passade på att bli av med högerregeringen iom att ni hade sedan en månad tillbaka planerat en sammanslagning mellan partierna. Ni gjorde det här bara för att ni kunde, inte för att Jim eller Lonestar har gjort ett dåligt jobb. För de har det inte.
Åter igen: bara MSAP ville ha fred i norden och de var inte ens med i kongressen. Det är ju bara till att gå tillbaka och kolla in intervjuerna som jag gjort och dessutom läsa kommentarerna som spelarna gjort under dem. Så att vi var fiender med norge och danmark beror lika mycket på kongressen som regeringen. Kongressen valde dessutom att rörsta igenom ett flertal krig mot norge och danmark utan att ens ifrågasätta någonting.
Och att vi skulle bli anfallna av stormakterna runtomkring oss har väl ändå inte varit någon hemliget. Är man överraskad över det så har man inte hängt med i politiken de senaste 60 dagarna.
Dåligt och dåligt. Det beror ju på vad man jämför med. Jämfört med något bra var det ju dåligt.
Toothpaste, folket ville inte ha Jim Parson längre som president. Hur kan du veta det undrar du säkert, jo för majoriteten i gamla MP, NBD och Partiet, samt MSAP och FHD ville inte ha Jim Parson som president längre. Mycket har ändras dom senaste veckorna.
Btw, inte MSAP som styr, det är tekniskt sett Röd Enhet. Och Röd Enhet är inte kommunistiskt 😃!
Toothpaste bara ge upp och sluta säga att detta är PTO. Kongressen gör det de ska. det vore som om kongressen i USA impeachade Obama på grund av att han hade gjort ett dåligt jobb enligt dom och gjort många fel beslut sen så skulle det komma någon retard och säga "MEN ÖVER 50 % AV FOLKET VALDE JUU HOOOONNOOOM!". Inte PTO, kallas checks and balances
Samt så är de som är med i kongressen bland de aktivaste och bland de som har mest insyn inom olika frågor. Om alla andra spelare visste det som de i kongressen gör så hade dom definitivt inte tagit Parssons sida . För vem fan vill ha en president som gör något så smutsigt och så lågt som att stödja PTO i ett annat land och som tydligen inte respekterar de andra spelarna i spelet och istället väljer att gå på en smutskastningskampanj mot MSAP och FHD?
Och även "Toothpaste, folket ville inte ha Jim Parson längre som president. Hur kan du veta det undrar du säkert, jo för majoriteten i gamla MP, NBD och Partiet, samt MSAP och FHD ville inte ha Jim Parson som president längre. Mycket har ändras dom senaste veckorna." +1 till detta.
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Att Parssons och Lonestar är borta från styret i esverige är det bästa som kunnat hända.
Hoppas bara det förblir så en lång tid framöver också!
Mysigt att läsa motargumenten i den här artikeln. Önskar att man kunde rösta på kommentarerna 🙂
Toothpaste skriver ju sina artiklar vinklade, lite chockerande och det ska föreställa tabu om jag har förstått honom rätt. Kul att se att det fortfarande existerar propaganda och att folk reagerar på det.
+1 för underhållningen. Hail Röd Enhet!
Sen var de kanske inte 60% som faktiskt ville ha honom som pres, utan bara folk som rösta på allt annat än ett rött alternativ : P