My Official Congression Platform; Thank you for 100 Subs!
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Thanks to all my subscribers for 100 Subs. Now lets see if we can get 200!
Although I should've gotten to this earlier, I find that it was good that I waited. I can now elaborate voters fully on what I think abgout the problems facing us. If you have any comeback, it is much appreciated.
I stand before you today running for Congress during the largest assault on eAmerican soil since PEACE stepped foot on North American land. They did not stop in the West, nor the North, nor the Inland. They went for Louisiana. Louisianans could only be evacuated to New Jersey or Florida, and watch as the enemy rampaged closer to our new homes. Take this moment to prepare yourself for the possible, and likely, invasion on our Sunshine.
Now, on to my platform.
Right now, America is faced with many problems. Some of these lay in Congress. Many Congressmen worry that others vote against or for issues simply for personal reasons, while others are inactive, and yet another few are PTOers. Logging on every day, I can say I am no inactive, nor a PTOer. I was in Congress once before, and I learned about it everyday. I know enough to vote right, and I will listen to arguments on both sides. I am experienced, active, and I am trustworthy. If you give me your vote, it will not go to waste. Before I begin talking about my views on American issues, I would like to declare that my opponent, "Henry Arundel", or "Pfieffer" is a very honorable American, and if I were to lose I'd want none other than him in office.
(All gold won in the elections will be donated to the US Treasury and/or her organizations for helping citizens)
My view on.... PTOers
PTOers are a very real and dangerous group nin America. I have a few ideas for combatting them, but there is not much that can be said anymore. In the event that we are PTO'd, we should transport our treasury into trustworthy Govt. organizations on Election Day. This idea sounds crazy, but could actually work.
By withdrawing the money and gold from our treasuries, we would not be able to retrieve the money we get from future taxes, but we would be able to give the PTOers a hard time and continue govt. funding, as long s the organizations are trustworthy.
My View on.... Natives
All natives should come back to Louisiana, and I will personally help anyone who asks to get here. It would help make our state more expensive to attack, and it would help the citizens to live in the eastern portion fo the country, far away from Russian occupiers.
My View on.... Taxes
As we all know, taxes are high in many areas. Income taxes are especially high, but this is not causing ailment to the economy- citizens are not struggling to keep up their wellness at every turn. The sometimes hotly debated import taxes are low, and thanks to the continuous loss of high resource regions, import taxes should stay low.
My View on... Russians
They suck. Hard.
My Accomplishments
I have served under quite a few offices. I am a proud citizen of the US, and I believe bipartisanship should be strong in our country. I have served in the USTC, USMI, and USWP Workers Militia. As a former member of Congress, I am hoping to bring my experience back into the office, and there is no state I'd ever campaign in other than LA. I have achieved 100 subs- twice as many as before summer started. Thank you subscribers.
Endorsements:
Although I should've gotten to this earlier, I find that it was good that I waited. I can now elaborate voters fully on what I think abgout the problems facing us. If you have any comeback, it is much appreciated.
I stand before you today running for Congress during the largest assault on eAmerican soil since PEACE stepped foot on North American land. They did not stop in the West, nor the North, nor the Inland. They went for Louisiana. Louisianans could only be evacuated to New Jersey or Florida, and watch as the enemy rampaged closer to our new homes. Take this moment to prepare yourself for the possible, and likely, invasion on our Sunshine.
Now, on to my platform.
Right now, America is faced with many problems. Some of these lay in Congress. Many Congressmen worry that others vote against or for issues simply for personal reasons, while others are inactive, and yet another few are PTOers. Logging on every day, I can say I am no inactive, nor a PTOer. I was in Congress once before, and I learned about it everyday. I know enough to vote right, and I will listen to arguments on both sides. I am experienced, active, and I am trustworthy. If you give me your vote, it will not go to waste. Before I begin talking about my views on American issues, I would like to declare that my opponent, "Henry Arundel", or "Pfieffer" is a very honorable American, and if I were to lose I'd want none other than him in office.
(All gold won in the elections will be donated to the US Treasury and/or her organizations for helping citizens)
My view on.... PTOers
PTOers are a very real and dangerous group nin America. I have a few ideas for combatting them, but there is not much that can be said anymore. In the event that we are PTO'd, we should transport our treasury into trustworthy Govt. organizations on Election Day. This idea sounds crazy, but could actually work.
By withdrawing the money and gold from our treasuries, we would not be able to retrieve the money we get from future taxes, but we would be able to give the PTOers a hard time and continue govt. funding, as long s the organizations are trustworthy.
My View on.... Natives
All natives should come back to Louisiana, and I will personally help anyone who asks to get here. It would help make our state more expensive to attack, and it would help the citizens to live in the eastern portion fo the country, far away from Russian occupiers.
My View on.... Taxes
As we all know, taxes are high in many areas. Income taxes are especially high, but this is not causing ailment to the economy- citizens are not struggling to keep up their wellness at every turn. The sometimes hotly debated import taxes are low, and thanks to the continuous loss of high resource regions, import taxes should stay low.
My View on... Russians
They suck. Hard.
My Accomplishments
I have served under quite a few offices. I am a proud citizen of the US, and I believe bipartisanship should be strong in our country. I have served in the USTC, USMI, and USWP Workers Militia. As a former member of Congress, I am hoping to bring my experience back into the office, and there is no state I'd ever campaign in other than LA. I have achieved 100 subs- twice as many as before summer started. Thank you subscribers.
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UPDATE: This article should be finished within the next hour
If I were someone who lost elections, this guy wouldn't suck.
Am I honored to read those words?