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Potpourri

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Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy conservation. Best Buy says you can find the panels right next to the
300 flat-screen TVs they leave on all day."

-- Jimmy Fallon


Jokes

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An interviewer says, "Tell me your choice. I can either ask you ten easy questions or one very difficult question. Think hard before you make up your mind."

The blonde says, "Ummm, I'd like one very difficult question."

"You have made your choice. Good luck to you. Tell me which comes
first: day or night?"

She answers, "The day, sir."

"And how did you reach that conclusion?"

"Sorry, sir. I agreed to answer only one difficult question."

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Patient: Doc, I've been having these weird palpitations in my stomach.

Doctor: When did it start?

Patient: Around the time you removed my appendix.

Doctor: Nurse, call my cellphone.

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Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a
foil-
wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Dog Day in my life!"

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There are three ways to get something done:

.. do it yourself .. hire someone .. or forbid your kids to do it.