MI Weekly Report (Aug 26-Sept 1)
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Heather Fuchs
The MI Weekly Report.
These weekly entries will feature various troop stats collected for the week as well as any recent MI news, announcements, or updates... and perhaps the occasional hidden gem...
This Week in the MI
The many constant revolving Leaves of Absence during the summer seems to have finally died down and things should start to get back to normal. That means things like article activity checks will be returning and the Department of Pie will start functioning again. Expect the next Company War Games to take place in about 2 weeks.
In other news, it seems the government has come up with a moronic plan to return regions to purposely lose our bonuses. Why? To make EDEN people here leave by ruining our economy to prevent a theoretical "PTO" (I'm not going to go into how our government seems intent on making us more horrible at being an ally than the UK or Poland). They seem to be ignoring the fact that even without the Spanish or Indo territories, we'd still have better bonuses than pretty much every EDEN country other than China. So the likelihood of the "evil" EDEN "PTO"ers leaving? ... yeah, very unlikely. All it will really accomplish is hurting all US producers, communes, non-USAF military units, and all allied communes based in the US - thus decreasing damage output in the US and allied countries, and making sure countries like Poland and Serbia dominate even more than they already are...
So yeah, moronic plan.
No promotions to report this week...
MI Stats for the week of Aug 26-Sept 1
Top 5 MI Fighters of the Week
based on est. # of fights done
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=2326_1346082054.jpg)
Abucsfanatic30
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=2168_1335451840.jpg)
Ben Swisher
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=68_1291356978.jpg)
tsewell
![](http://i49.tinypic.com/ixw1h1.jpg)
Nameless87
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=939_1321381295.jpg)
NecromanMMO
Top 5 Most Improved in Rank
based upon % increase in total rank points
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=2326_1346082054.jpg)
Abucsfanatic30 - 82.6% Rank Point increase
![](http://i47.tinypic.com/2aeq91e.jpg)
KrazyKen - 32.3% Rank Point increase
![](http://i45.tinypic.com/347jxg4.jpg)
Adam Pro - 24.7% Rank Point increase
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=2168_1335451840.jpg)
Ben Swisher - 24.2% Rank Point increase
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=2076_1334365627.jpg)
Braden Tyrel Trambly - 19.8% Rank Point increase
Rank Level Increases
The following MI personnel have increased in Rank Level in the past week:
kavan1028 to World Class Force**
Nathan Parmeter to World Class Force*
Slobberknocker to World Class Force
Tornok to World Class Force
Kitmen to National Force***
NecromanMMO to National Force**
AutumnsDawn to National Force*
Ben Swisher to National Force*
Nameless87 to Supreme Marshal*
Cbowmom87 to Supreme Marshal*
Ruscion to Field Marshal***
Jericho Canaan to Field Marshal*
Bruce Hatton to Field Marshal
Christopher L. Ripple to General***
Ricardo Rivera Abad to General**
LimaT to Colonel***
Abucsfanatic30 to Colonel** (increased 2 levels)
KrazyKen to Colonel*
Braden Tyrel Trambly to Colonel
Adam Pro to Colonel
leksu to Lt Colonel**
John William Connor to Lt Colonel*
Division Increases
The following MI personnel have increased to the next Division in the past week:
Division 2:
Abucsfanatic30
Private of the Week
This weekly acknowledgement is for the private who has been the most exceptional in terms of activity and dedication within the Mobile Infantry.
This week's recipient is:
![](http://i46.tinypic.com/2ujpov8.jpg)
LimaT
LimaT has quickly become one of our most active privates! As a reward he will be given a bonus 10 Q6 weapons!
If any other privates would like a chance at this award, they should get more active. (especially on IRC!)
Officer of the Week
This weekly acknowledgement is for the officer determined to be the most exceptional in encouraging activity and engaging their troops.
This week's recipient is:
![](http://www.eusmil.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=1130_1337638380.jpg)
Kitmen
Mittens gets the award, and gets tossed up into the air again along with it. As a reward he will receive a bonus 10 Q6 weapons!
Congrats to everyone for their accomplishments this week!
MI Troops - work hard and be active and you could be on next week's report.
For those not in the MI -
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If your strength is at least 500 and your battlefield rank is Lieutenant or higher (or you can do at least 85 influence per fight barehanded) ...and if you like pie as much as we do, you too could be a member of the Mobile Infantry!!!
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Not strong enough for the MI yet or have no experience with a military group?
Then join the eUS Training Corps!
General Heather Fuchs
Commanding Officer
eUS Mobile Infantry
Comments
/me noms the sky pie
CHEESECAKE
FIRST!...oh sheet! So...run by me the "evil political BS" plan again. Only in simpleton terms.
Pie. Pie everywhere.
Oh, and Hi Bia.
RAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT!! I like me being in the paper.
Bia just comes strutting in here talking about her cake nonsense.
Cheesecake is a pie, so its fine.
Hmm, looking at this moronic plan from another angle its actually a great plan... for Poland and Serbia, thus begs the question did the plan come from Poland and/or Serbian agents?
If you actually believe this is about EDEN PTOers, think again. The regions being returned are from Indonesia and Spain. No regions from France or Mexico are being returned. This is all about making new friends through foreign policy.
See Heather gets me
Sooo... our foreign policy, of making new friends, is to fight our own country?
*Cough* Wrong avatar for LimaT, lol.
Fighting agaiinst our own country has happened before. Remember region swaps? At least with Canada, people fought with hs through their own choice. There were never any orders to return Canada's regions. My thought is that the PotUS wants to make this happen before the election, so he has taken the extra step of ordering the USAF to fight for Indonesia and Spain. Something Glove should have done when we were making peace with Canada. I guess our enemies are more deserving of our respect. 😛
\o/
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pie!
Cheesecake is my favorite, too, Bia. Cheesecake is technically a custard pie.
If I can't have a good slice of cheesecake, I like banana cream.
Somehow this brings to my mind the question: Just exactly what flavor is red velvet?
Cake 4 Dictator
😮 oh dear god someone else agrees with my assessment of cheesecake! I am forever content!
Me? Officer of the week? Well shucks, it's an honor!
\o/
Kitmen as officer of the week!??!?! he missed writing a new chapter to his stories... and there wasnt even a choice in the last choose your own adventure story's chapter
Congrats to Mittens and LimaT!
O>
Hmm...
grats
Well....I need some more pie than that
MI rules!
O>
Grats Mitts
this officer of the week thing is rigged i tell you.
O7
grats!
Hmmm...
word
"this officer of the week thing is rigged i tell you."
x2
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Hooray! Thanks for the honors!
Congrats to Mittens too!
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Gratz everybody!!
Key Lime Pie
National Force* \o/
Waooo! war games starting!
Huhu \o
V-49
How'd I end up all the way down here?
O7 MI
By being awesome Spam, not much else
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