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Greetings once again my fellow countrymen. Ivan Hat here with my son and partner, H.W. Hat. Today I come to you about our Mayoral elections. And to use a broader term, "elections etc."

Being a member of the Social Democratic Party it is nice to see so many Czech's united behind a single entity. This is not the case however as two other parties come relatively close to our numbers. It is here that I would like to announce my eligibility to become the Mayor of Prague. I realize that I am a new member of our country but as I have stated in my previous address I am more than qualified.

I will follow the SDP's mayoral expectations if elected by lowering the taxes on houses and businesses in Prague. Not to mention putting MY OWN money into building a hospital for our region. Although we may feel safe in the Czech Republic, our borders have become hotspots for Italy and Romania, two nations that are significantly larger than we are. A hospital in our region will give us enough defensive capabilities just in case.

I'm also noticing that the SDP has failed to unite its own party in terms of elections. Although we have the largest population, members of the Nordreich Czechia have kept our people out of office. But from what I can tell we don't have a single member set in the mayoral slots coming up in 2 DAYS. I am also here to call out to our party president Yugi, please place our people into the local candidate's elections before time runs out. It will seem rather odd if the largest party doesn’t have a single mayor in its entire nation! And remember I am promising my allegiance to you, the party, Prague, and the entire Czech Republic itself, so don't forget to add me as Mayor too!

Thank you for your Time Czech Republic; this is Ivan and H.W. Signing Off