Marauders- Vikings amongst us?

Day 467, 10:00 • Published in United Kingdom Ireland • by 1nterestingch4racter

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Digby Chicken-Caesar wrote:

It's not stretched out, it's Nordic.

This has confirmed a suspicion I have held all day. The North of England aren't really English. They are Viking invaders. Over 1000 years ago now, those marauding invaders from Scandinavia landed on our shores. They pillaged our monasteries, burned out towns and took our women. They took the loot and then, after a brief occupation, left.

This however, is false. Some never left, some stayed and setted in what is now known as the North East and the North West. Yes, fellow countrymen, these regions are under the control of Nordic conquerors and have been for over 10 centuries. They have crept into our society, and are now threatening to take over our land. They have swept down from the frozen north and our now threatening the bedrock of our society! I now declare the North West and East hostile territory, and no longer a part of the eUK. This means they can face the full wrath of ATLANTIS, and I for one would urge all of you to take part in the assault. The ceasefire ends in 24 hours and I will be waiting at the border between England and this barbarian territory. We reconvene in Y&H in 24 hours, don't be late!

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