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People of Northern Ireland

I come to you when you are in need of a Congressmen who will represent your views. I am not being endorsed by any Party; I want to break free from the shackles of Party Politics. I hope that, on the basis of this Manifesto one of the Parties from the Yellow Submarine Coalition will choose to support me. Without further ado, I will go onto my policies with the bright eyes that only a new politician can offer.

The current Congressmen for Northern Ireland, the three lions that are Ip Lockard, Jacen Molare and Will Salmon, do NOT represent you! They have only a view to kill, they focus heavily on War and not on the views of their people. If you were to elect me as Congressman, I would not go chasing cars, looking for War against other nations. We must first build our home defences before we can move onto conquer other nations, and Northern Ireland is the perfect place to do this.

These Congressmen too have recently been under pressure to buy the Q4 DS System, and they have not even made their views public on such an important issue. Now, it's not unusual for Congressmen to be lying, karma Chameleons with a view to kill, but these Congressmen have totally ignored their constituents views on this matter and should be made accountable!

Myself, on the other hand, offer nothing but love and care for you - other politicians and businessmen can't buy me love for my views, no matter what they say. I will listen to what YOU say, and no-one else, because with or without you, we can either be victorious or fall. I will be WITH you, people of Northern Ireland.

Some of you may be asking at this point, with suspicious minds, is this the way to Amarillo? Well, if you consider Amarillo the divine centre of correct and just political ideology, then you would be correct. Because, with me and you in Amarilo, we can only have perfect White Christmases in the future.

A vote for me is a vote for a Congressman who is never gonna give you up.