Main paper of Zelené Socialisté - commentary [EN]
Day 2,919, 12:39
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by Janty F
Dear citizens,
today, I'll discuss an interesting and completely new topic. And I will do it not as a CP, but as an active politican and someone who cares about the well-being of this country. As you can already guess from the headline, I'll provide some commentary to the main paper of our great new party Zelené socialisté. I'm sure it will be interesting and bring us a lot of fun. Let's start:
At first, I do not see a Czech version of the main paper. Its author probably doesn't think there will be any new Czech players or any old Czech players joining his party. Good presumption there, buddy. I'll follow your decision and write this article in English only. Fair play, heh
😉. However I have to admit that their logo is nice. Their grammar is not though...
First paragraph: The full name of the party is „Zelené socialisté“ - the short form of this name is „ZS“. The main office of the party is situated in the eczech region Moravia.
- Okay, sounds good, and the leader IS actually in Moravia while I'm writing this article - I like the commitment there. I was always a fan of roleplaying, you know...
Second Paragraph: ZS is a socialist and communist party. It has an straight left course and is far-left situated.
- I'm sure that will go well for you here
😉.
Third Paragraph: The slogan of the party is „We are green, social and progressiv in any way.“
The coulor is red (a0000ff or aa0000ff).
- ... and that's why we are called "Green" Socialists.... 'cause we like red! Mind blown!
What colour do you see? Red? Or green? Or both?
Fourth paragraph: There isn’t a party leader who lead the party alone. The leadership of the party have to consist of at least 5 members. That committee is named „Central coucil“ - „Centrální rada“. This council decides what the party has to do and which line the party goes. There is another committee who is controling the other one - „Kontrolní rada“.
- looks like a good portion of bureaucracy... for two people. I think you should rename those two Councils "Anton Zvync" and "Petr Czech", it will be less confusing for the rest of us. Or are you planning to make a "Multi council" too?
Fifth paragraph, called "Political course in the eCZR" ...oh, I can't wait to read that one, there will certainly be some gems hidden
🙂.
Our most important point is to change the structure of our republic. We don’t need a dictator. Of course, the dictator is asking all the mambers of the congress and the council but nevertheles our country doesn’t need it. eCzech republic rather need a stron congress and a strong council which can progressively work with all the citizen in the whole country.
- Because you know, dictator doesn't let us handle CS passes and thus we can't invite our communist friends. I can only imagine, how "stron congress" looks like in their eyes. Probably like a Congress, who votes "NO" on all the issues. But let's go on:
What we want:
- to overthrow the dictator
- Me too!! But only to reset det. bonus and become a dictator myself (I love you, Pirkus, do not impeach me, please :3
😃).
- to change the constitution for a better political system
- Funny thing here - I'm changing the Constitution now, and the only comment from Mr. Zvync on all the changes was "NO." . I guess I'm changing things the wrong way then.
🙁.
- to make a base for political exchange with other countries
- By voting "NO" on all MPPs we will ever want to sign. I wonder what political exchange do they mean... Also, I wonder what is their stance about our alliance... but let me guess, "NO".
- to start conservation with the eSlovak republic: rebuilding a Czechoslovak Union
- Hmmmmmmmm.... if YOU can achieve that, I'll award you with the Nobel prize for peace. Please, ask somebody for some historical context about our previous federation attempts. I think making perpetuum mobile is an easier task to do.
A concept of a new Czechoslovak Union
- to build a world committee of socialist and communist parties
- Whatever...
Sixth paragraph: This main paper comes in to effect with day 2,919.
- And I hope it will end next month.
Anyway, sorry for interrupting the important news with my silly article... I just couldn't help myself. Being a CP and PR of stuff forces me to be serious all the time and I don't have time for fun anymore. So thank you for providing me such a funny topic
😉. I'll now go back to my serious presidential mode though. See ya soon!
Yours
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Where did your Dictatorship title go 😮 ?
It's here
It's ↑
*there 😛
😃
😮 😮 . Congratulations!
Thank you!
No, je hezké, že o mě píšeš, ale nelíbí se mi ty souvislosti. 😃
A do háje 😶 .
Volte lépe svá slova, pane prezidente. 😃
To ne já, to moje Schauma 😃
V
My next article will be about polandballs, I promise! There is a lot of going on in the world, am I right 😉 😉 ?
Don't forget our NAP with Egypt 😉
That will be the main topic! 😉
Zelené socialisté ať doprdelisté táhnisté 🙂
Ah, až teď mi došlo... ten název strany je určitě v nějakém moravském slangu, který neznám! 😶
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More important question, my president, is why did CRU supported political oppression over the ex-CSD party and its members, once it had good chances of reforming itself and, possibly, returning back to its original form?
Instead of this irrelevant discussion with Zvync's new project, arent you supposed to be protector of political liberties and give a bit of insight to that question?
As I'm not in any way involved in the leadership of CRU, and I don't know anything about current goings in (insert the party name here), I'm afraid I can't give you satisfying answer. The only time I oppressed your party was when I refused to invite them to the government, because they didn't share my view and didn't support my moves. But do you think having 6 PP candidates is a "good chance of reforming", while your most prominent members didn't even put their name on the ballot? I remember when CSD started here, I have been involved in their governments and have seen them act, and unfortunately I do not see how you could ever bring that back.
CSD won't come back, becaus this party was a fail in itself! The just promised everything but what did thy really do? Just talking and talking and talking. We've got a dictator, and you just crying about the new party because of socialism? You really asked the president why the CRU didn't stop the "oppression" over the CSD? Haha, that is really funny, because you fear the socialism so much, but you would like to have the CRU stopped the oppressions over the CSD?! That doesn't make any sens!
Red. We did it because CSD was under control of this Anton multi/communist. When you look at results there was only Frank who has 3 votes. Together there were only 5 votes from former CSD members wihout multies from Anton.
For now We will try delete it. Also because We have here another problem called Zelene socialiste (Omg, what language is that?).
Why you just think that I'm not real?! I have also a permission to join this game like every single person on this planet! Just do your own things and let me do mine!
It's just too stupid, that someone like you is trying to delete my account or my party, just because I try to play this game?!
Just concentrate on your own position and your own things you want to do here!!!
What's so funny about the coulor?! "Green" doesn't mean just a coulor in the nam - it's just more 😉 green is for the planet, you know? And red is the coulor of socialism and communism 😉 so it's just too easy to understand? 😃
My textbook from 1984 always said that socialism and leninism is the best way to save our planet... I just didn't think anyone would believe that 😃 .
And another question? Why should it ends next month?! I can't see any rule that tells me, that a party just exists for a month, if it doesn't fit to all the other parties?!
Of course, parties can exist as long as they want to, but certain abominations will be put down eventually 🙂 .
Hey, commie. We will PTO any party you make. So save you gold for something better. 🙂
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Hej, to je moje práce! 😃