MAGYAR! ROMANIANS WANTS TO GO TO XINJIANG! WHAT SAYS YOU?
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wander howard
ARE YOU STRESSED AND FEARFUL? COME TO XINJIANG FOR A PEACE IN MIND!
Dear Romanians,
From Karakorum
On behalf of our Ministry of Tour, Sports, and Joyful Fun, we welcome your contingents to Xinjiang!
A bit information for our kindly neighbor,
Xinjiang is the largest political subdivision of INDONESIA — it accounts for more than A TINY BIT OF INDONESIAN territory. It is divided into two basins by Mount Tianshan. Dzungarian Basin is in the north, and Tarim Basin is in the south.
Xinjiang's lowest point is the Turfan Depression, 155 metres below sea level where Benn Dover was last seen after this lottery crashed and all players won 117 Gold. It is also speculated that the ghosts of those who used FAKE GOLD died lonely here!
Its highest peak, K2, is 8611 metres above sea level, on the border with Kashmir. Of course, we never forgot to mention that the Three Cups of Tea by eGreg eMortenson, is now on sale and sponsored by INDONESIAN GOVERNMENT as well.
Manual instructions:
1. After you come in here, please check in our five star hotel in Urumqi.
2. Get a nice hotel and admire our Q5 Fortress, a lively city of 1000 people, and also a beautiful ONDEL Hospital.
3. Go to Lake Tianqi
Here
and throw a coin to the lake. Then gatotkaca will come out and sai😛
"DO YOU THROW THIS FILTHY GUTLESS RON OR THIS FINE COURAGEOUS IDR?"
We suggest you to say you throw "FINE IDR" or you'll find yourself turned into a slab of FILTHY RON... Not that RON is exchangeable here, so you are actually insulting Gatotkaca by throwing rubbish in his lake...
We recommend you to also take picture with our lovely mascot and our best guide of the month, he is so popular to both men and women alike.
So, what are you waiting for?
Come at Urumqi, get a sip of tuak, get a bowl of beras ketan and some tempeh goreng.
While we decide,
While the world watch,
Whose president's moustache is the best!
Thank you for your coming, enjoy your stay and please do welcome our "tourists" as well 😃
Ministry of Sure Winner and Great Smiley
Wander Xinjiang Howard
TO OUR MAGYAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
THEY CAME IN FLOCKS TO OUR RESORT! SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME AND GIVE US A HAND? WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK ROMANIAN DISHES!
HAIL TRANSDANUBIA!!
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We will give a helping hand 😉
I We will help for sure: The only question is whether opening a second front or by moving tickets....
🙂
FIGHT!🙂
masodik frontot! most!
Of course YOU CAN CREATE A NEW RESORT PLACE. WHY CROWDING WITH ROMANIANS? JUST GO TO YOUR OWN RESORT!
We will give a hand. Maybe from afar, but we will. 🙂
I have just arrived in Indonesia as a Hungarian guest worker. It is Romania against whom I will fight with the most enthusiasm.
"Let them come if they dare"
A whole Hungarian legion is waiting the Romanians in Xinjiang 😃
The Hunnish Army will be there!
Long Live Indonesia and Hungary! 🙂
Dear magyar friends,
please VOTE AND SUBSCRIBE plz!
You get want u want
wander howar😛 done, friend!
"If they wish to fight today, let them come like men." - Bohemund
We will come and help You fight,
We won't spare, not a dime,
Don't anger the sleeping tiger,
Get the frontline even wider.
Let's kick some romanian asses 😃
Hungary has MPP with Indonesia, so I can fight for you from home. Heck, I even think that I will buy some q1 weapon.
Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain.
There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man
I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie
And in their final hour they shall confess before they die
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world
/Manowar - Warriors Of The World (United)
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Romania/law/3585
looking for magyar wife....
Thanks Hungarian 🙂
Long Live Indonesia and Hungary!
===>Yuda,
bagi yang kalo nemu
===>Yuda,
bagi ya kalo nemu
Gue juga mau!!
😃
good post if I were eRomanian I would be convinced 😃
buset yudhanizzation malah cari jodoh
Let's start that battle!Of course,I will fight.🙂
me looking for magyar girls too..LOL XD
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