Lost For Words

Day 866, 12:27 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512

It's been almost two months since we began fighting. It seems so long ago, and yet it is nothing compared to the timespan of those who have been resisting the Shaolin since the very beginning.



I look upon my country today, and although the Shaolin are still here, I look with not sorrow but with pride.



We are the Swiss. When our country was threatened, we rose up. We united.

I'm so proud that I can call this country my home. I have met so many wonderful people, so many people who really care about this beautiful country.

Tomorrow will be the presidential elections. The Shaolin are bringing in hordes and hordes of Russian zombies, and it will be our job to stop them.

Perhaps we will fail. But I urge you to remember this, my fellow Swiss. If the Shaolin must promote this country to appease us, if we watch their every move for signs of treachery, if they must help this country to remain in power, then we have succeeded!

Doing a little JNArno technique there, let's see how well it works xD


And now for some presidential promotion:

I remind all Swiss to vote for JNArno! JNArno has returned once again to fight for the people of Switzerland.

Why should you vote for him? Well, first of all I'm running as his VP. That should be good enough for most of you.

JNArno has been doing great things even since he was a baby. He was one of the liberators of Switzerland so long ago, now he has returned to do it again. He has executive experience, and he is totally awesome.

Also, I have consulted the gods, and they have commanded all believing Swiss to vote for JNArno.

JNArno for the free eSwitzerland! HELL YEAH!


AND REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT: BE PENGUIN!

I'll be back...