Lord of War Report
Rylde
In a New Year eCanadian style were again facing a wipe of extreme prejudice as Spain and Poland are walking in and slicing up our country. This was to be expected as we were giving eUK a beating and it was the plan to have our allies join the fray.
I was oppossed to having allies join in as they were allies who were already on the run so it was an easy excuse to have eUK's allies get involved to save there skin yet again. Most likely though they probably were going to join the battle anyways so I really don't think it matters either way.
None of what I'm going to say here is Govt Mandate just my opinion and some advice for the next couple of weeks. Govt has been a bit quiet of late so I thought I would address the populace.
First I'd like to apologize for not being around lately but work takes precedence and I informed those in our govt I wouldn't be available. My title is more less honorary anyways but my contributions are not.
I won't coddle you or say we can fight till the last man and hold the line. We tried that before and it didn't work. I say it how it is No Bullsh*t. Most already know but time to put it in print.
Were going to be Wiped. There no ands ifs or buts about it. We could throw our treasury, Full donation CO's and supply Tanks down the drain fighting the good fight trying to stop the advance but in the end even maybe winning a battle it would be the same end result.
I'm trying to learn from history of last years wipe and perhaps find new tactics for us to play off of. Obviously new tactics like CO and the RW bonus have been made avialable to us. Were also a bit stronger than last time as a whole.
I know one thing that has to be addressed is my being one of the first rats off the sinking ship last time around. It was done and admittidly it was something i regretted immediately afterwards once i realized the scope of how long the wipe would last.
I pledge not to leave the country during the wipe and on top of that willingly cooperate with any elected wipe govt regardless of who's in charge. I have abilities the country can use during wartime so I'll make them available to any CP who asks.
I also ask that if your a canadian citizen to not leave the country right away after the wipe. we can fight back and with some decent planning we can make holding us down a pain in the ass and not worth the trouble. These big nations have other colonies to keep in line so we help our cause by being annoying and slogging on through difficult times. save your CC until there are sanctioned Rws that will have support either govt or private warmongers.
If you can hold out and stay I suggest you do so. We need way less citizens to leave this time around. If you do happen to leave make yourself available to fight in all canadian RW battles that will come up.
Don't waste your resources the next 2 weeks trying to stop the enevitable. Save your Q7 tanks and EBs if you have any left and those you have coming for the next 2 weeks or more. There wasted trying to fight off Spain and Poland. The drums of war and RW will come and you need to be ready when called upon.
We need to make more effort to cooperating with other Polish and Spanish occupied countries to help there cause as well as ours.
Canada is a small country but we hit harder than our size would suggest we have to start using that to our advantage. Its a possible niche we could fill starting to become known as a small fierce fighting force that will give it all for our allies. So when were asked and govt orders are put up fight for that ally and I would consider putting up CO's and opening supply so they know we heard there call for help. Its something to be considered.
I don't think we should look towards immediate NAP status for freedom. making a deal could be expensive and I'm not sold were completly without hope. We need to give it time and some effort. We can't be looked at as a C*cksucker who rolls over at the first sign of difficulty its just not our way.
lastly and hardest off all were going to need patience for atleast the next month. Its alot to ask of a very impatient country but i think its going to be forced down our throats if were serious about liberation.
This may not be what you wanted to hear but its the dark reality of the situation were facing. I'm thinking though that it doesn't have to be the end of days it was last year and more of a unifying campaign for the country.
Be ready and willing to fight when the Co's and Supply comes up. I will give away more tanks to citizens and as always we will need private citizen donations so were the fan and not the Sh*t.
Goodluck to us all and as usual fight smart. I've already started to fight bare handed.
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"I pledge not to leave the country during the wipe and on top of that willingly cooperate with any elected wipe govt regardless of who's in charge. I have abilities the country can use during wartime so I'll make them available to any CP who asks."
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Very refreshing to see this promise.
Good advise. Don't empty your warehouse fighting a lost cause, save it for the resistance wars. Plenty of opportunity to get our TP without blowing our wad prematurely.
do you have experience with blowing your wad prematurely ED? 😛
Nope, that is why they call me ED
Early Dick:ED
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"I pledge not to leave the country during the wipe and on top of that willingly cooperate with any elected wipe govt regardless of who's in charge. I have abilities the country can use during wartime so I'll make them available to any CP who asks." X3
Great article and advice
"I pledge not to leave the country during the wipe and on top of that willingly cooperate with any elected wipe govt regardless of who's in charge. I have abilities the country can use during wartime so I'll make them available to any CP who asks." X4
Summed up the situation quite well. Good to see ya back
Your policy is working perfectly.
Let's piss off Spain and Poland. We can easily get back Canada through RW's!
Just like the plan you had the last time you were CP.
Hope this one results in a wipe of less than 9 months.
Oh, and mighty gracious of you to pledge not to leave this time. We're so lucky to have you here.
Let's see, are there any other countries we can piss off before our total wipe? Think carefully.
I'm not CP and was no part of starting this current war. Doing my best with the situation as an advior nothing more.
Don't think we pissed off Spain or Poland there just eUKs buddy. I also never talked to them at all or eUK for that matter.
With the new RW option and CO's the wipe will be much less. Also my plan last time as CP was to fight to the last man against Spain not saving resources and waiting for RWs. If your going to troll me get your facts straight.
I think the country is lucky to have me here. I don't see you putting up CO's supplying and donating tanks to the cause.
Why so much hate?
He's still angry about you exposing CTRL.....Or something stupid like that.
Not really hate. But, no, I don't like you at all. I got here in October. Was told I was an American PTO threat, so I shouldn't participate in any way in Canadian political life, including voting. (In fairness, by most Canadian leaders, not just you and your ilk.) Fine, I didn't. Pretty much kept my mouth shut for months while Canadians eviscerated CP after CP.
As for you, Rylde, I've been reading the Canadian press, and you don't seem to have an opinion you think is unworthy of sharing with everyone. It goes straight from brain onto the page, without any apparent self-judgement at all. And you've been banging to drum for war for months, excorciating every CP candidate who didn't pledge immediate war. Don't try to act innocent. You may not have pulled the trigger on this one. But you have a lot of influence. You're as responsible for this as any politician.
You don't have to like me the point is what I wrote is relevant to the current situation and in the face of no plan from our govt its the best ya got right now.
. In no way did I act innocent I have no problem paying the price for war and fun. Its why I plan on sticking it out and fighting till were back on the map after were wiped. It was actually a former american who bought us tickets for this one way train and hes proud of it. I in no way blame him either cause I love war
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Dear Pickle,
Yes, I am up for a fight. As Marines, that's pretty much all we do.
But, we don't do stupid fights. Especially for people who regard us as 2nd class citizens.
Doesn't matter. Soon, it's unlikely they'rl be any USMC residing in Canada at all, besides those who are Canadian in RL>
JBB doesn't like war?!?
/me is confused.
Did you notice that there was activity and excitement? We are not Hungary, Poland, Serbia. Everything comes at a price when you are not lord of all. We played, now we pay. Suck it up.
Wonder how much activity and excitement there will be in Canada after its' been wiped a few months? Upside: at least we get rid of Congress, I suppose.
Juxtapose that we attack no one. We limit who we MPP because we don't want to get into the middle of a war. Everyone is our friend, no aggression toward anyone. ???
Yeah, "Wonder how much activity and excitement there will be in Canada...". So what's worse, being wiped because we did something or sticking our collective thumbs up our asses and be safe? You think effective RW's won't take planning and strategy? You think we cannot continue to build Canada's new players? We lost some resource bonuses and some tax revenue, that's for the egg heads to worry about. I'm here to have fun playing a stupid war game and as such to interact with people. So let's interact.
"Eggheads". Good. Anyone who thinks? Anyone who has access to a calculator and knows what numbers mean? We can interact for now. None of us in the USMC was ever viewed as anything but suspect. And we could have helped.
But, people don't develop loyalties to countries where we know we're not welcome. There's a line of Marines looking to leave Canada. We'll be gone soon, just like you wanted. Clean up your own mess, Canada.
Sounds like a plan I'll get on it. Operation Clean mess in effect.
Eggheads, bean counters, accountants, etc.
What ever, I respect the US Marines but it sounds like you need to go home if you're not up for a fight. Pickles came here to have fun not sit around admiring the regions. This is a war game after all.
One question before you go... What would Harlot do?
I cannot and would not speculate on what Harlot would do. Would he fight for a treacherous friend? Maybe. That would make him a better person than me.
Rylde is 10000% sensible with his article. Comparing this situation to the past is erroneous to the point I'm actually concerned about the mental health of any individual who believes what you're saying.
I'm going to kick around Canada, suck up the lack of bonuses and keep the powder dry. No one is calling anyone names or shitting on anyone's birthday cakes. We knew that when confronted with anything close to a fair fight the eUK will go get their big brother and their bigger brother. This time we won't call the illiterate drag queens names.
Isn't calling them illiterate drag queens name calling?
We just got here so... 😛
Also, agreed, DO NOT try to stop a freight train with a wheelbarrow. That doesn't mean you can't have fun, disrupt a battle or two, win an occasional BH. Just don't be a n00b and throw away resources that will be needed later. By all means do your DO and save EB's.
"we can fight back and with some decent planning we can make holding us down a pain in the ass and not worth the trouble."
Oh daddy! I begged, I pleaded, I screamed, I tore my freakin' hair out (what's left of it) but Switzerland would not hear these words. We might not win a bar room brawl with RW's but we can be the bee in their bonnet. Annoy the piss outta the invaders and pretty soon they will find some place else to play. Invite your friends that have extra damage after DO's to dump it in Canadian RW's. Just harass the shit out of them.
Let them wipe us.They can lick it clean and blow it ... dry as well
Think of the savings in trees and $$
-it's still only a game- no reason not to have fun with it.
Sorry eCan, but the music has stopped and you don't have a chair. Better luck next time.
We sit in the easy chair of RW.
BTW, you are a lousy troll. You didn't even mention that my mom said she'd be home late 'cause she's going out to a orgy with you tonight. xD
How is stating truth a troll?
Meh, I wouldn't count us out yet, who knows, just because we aren't allies with USA-Spoland, doesn't mean we've stopped searching 😉
Yeah, but each time the music starts again, another chair is removed from the circle. C'mon klop, you must've played this game before 😃
The best you can count on from the US is malign indifference. Other than that, you're fair game.
Actually, this. My question to the US Potus.
Any comment on the self-destruction of Canada? At least one member of the Canadian cabinet (Rylde) has asked Canadians not to bother to fight in the lulz war they startted with Spain and Poland. Given that alliances seem to be open to shift, is it wise for Americans to fight for Canada? (I say this as a RL American who has had Canadian cz for 3 months, went in during a time when immigration to Canada became a CP election topic. Biggest anti-US xenophobe won, month after month).
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Wild Owl
Wild Owl We have a NAP with Spain and Poland, and will shortly have a MPP with the UK, so fighting for Canada is a no-no.
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Day 2,255, 22:52
Jon Barack Bluejacket
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Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 2,255, 22:57
Good call, I think. I carry Canadian cz right now, but don't think I'll fighting for them anytime soon. The country went off the rails.
A country we don't have a MPP with not fighting for us because they have had NAPs in place since they were wiped. Real shocker there keep up the leg work on the updates your doing a good job.
Was paying more attention to the cage match that is Canadian politics for that period. Trying to be a good Canadian.
So, you guys knew you were gonna get gang-banged by at least Spain, Poland, the UK, and possibly the US. And, you chose it. Cause you were bored?
@Leo: True ^__^
@Jon: We go to war because we're bored, we're one of the only nations that has the balls to do so against anyone. (It takes three nations to put us down.) As for the USA, well the good oldfags that liked us have been replaced by a newer generation that never experienced the eCan-US bromance and their pretty selfish (new players in all countries here are including Canada as well).
We could care less about the USA right now, they don't care about us. Believe me, if we had known going to war with the UK was the same time as the disbanding of TWO, we would not have done so.
Ever since Plato introduced the RW bonuses, there will be no such thing as long term wipes anymore.
Rylde recommending patience? I don't believe it!
Hit the nail on the head though.
"I know one thing that has to be addressed is my being one of the first rats off the sinking ship last time around. It was done and admittidly it was something i regretted immediately afterwards"
Good to hear you are staying. I know your jaw probably dropped seeing that.
Canada may be turning the corner after all.
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Check my TP damage. 1 and only 1 country for me. ever.
No u make me feel dirty for having American TP damage. Ya F*cker.
Don't worry. I'm sure a real tough guy. But it's nothing like what Americans have put into Canada.
But, with any luck, we will be putting into Canada more directly.
Congrats to Rylde - only super super elite citizens get their own personal troll - not quite as good as a house elf, but whatd'ya expect from Erep - just don't give him a sock
I demand a sock.