lol, We Are All Going To Die: Headless Chicken Massive Invasion!!!

Day 764, 19:03 Published in USA USA by RomanEmpire

Absolutely nothing is working, and the eWorld is falling completely apart. I am sure that you have figured this out if you have been on for more than 30 seconds before clicking this article. Nobody can get to the RW that may or may not be happening in Liaoning, while it has happening twice at the same time. Erep is eating almost every article you try to publish (this is my 4th attempt). As it looks now, nobody can fight in the battle for Jilin. Heck, it will be a miracle if you read this article at all, because whenever I click on someone else's newly-published article, I get redirected to the home page. Literally nothing works in the game at the time of this publication except the ability to post on the forum, and to shout.

Here's my theory. Erepublik is trying to commit suicide. It just can't take Lana anymore, along with crazy sh-- coming along like mountains, happiness and tank companies. It knows that it is about have a bazzillion bugs go through its system, and wants to get mercy-killed before that happens. It had a plea for help last night with the war declaration against North Korea being bugged, but we did not listen...

Anywho, I predict that next, we will not be able to buy or sell anything, including food. This combined with the inability to fight will kill every citizen in the game in like 2 weeks. Pretty soon regions will start RWing themselves to other countries. Florida will soon be owned by Singapore and Hello Kitty will be owned by South Africa. All regions will be demoted to negative productivity, where you actually lose products when your land company operates. After that, we can only guess what will happen...

Seriously though, this is kinda hilarious 🙂 I hope this crap gets settled by tomorrow though...