Letter to our new president Dio Brando
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by Confucius
Dear President,
Thanks for invading us. Thank you ever so much for the confiscation of all our monetary funds We are left with nothing. I can´t feed my self anymore, and i can´t pay my employees anymore. What a great job you are doing as invader, and congratulation in taking over our economy. Doing a great job.
I though that the point of invading another country was to benefit from its local production, and hence get richer.
Apparently you are one of those wannabe leaders that can´t see farther than their noses, and whose main purpose is to invade without thinking about basic economic governance.
Seriously, i could not care less what nationality my president is, as long as he is not dumb. I though your little local politics trick infiltration plan was an smart move towards dominating and controlling the game. I just expected that you would carry your plan in a more elaborate way after invading your country. But i guess you went as far as you possibly could go intelectually.
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You\'re welcome.
Spoiler: You can work for our companies now.
Ask an official if your company and it\'s workers can be officially endorsed, and you will recieve PKR.
However I suggest working for our companies anyways
Did you mean: intellectually?
We bring you glorious sand, peace and lot stronger market, but some people are just ungrateful
They are all like（ `ー´）
When they should be like ヽ(´ー `)ノ
PS Get a job!
BAWWWWW I WANT TO BE A PIG DISGUSTING CAPITALIST BUT DIO WON\'T LET ME BAWWWWW!
Protip: You should have used some \"intelectual\" foresight and realized that Pakistan is a 100% state controlled economy and political entity.
IF YOU DON\'T LIKE IT, MOVE! I WILL PERSONALLY PAY FOR YOUR MOVING TICKET YOU BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWfgt
you can write beyond the boundries 😮
WIIITCH!
A THOUSAND BLESSINGS UPON THE PIG-CAPITALISTS, SO THAT HE MAY SEE THE WONDER AND GLORY OF DIO\'S GLORIOUS WUNDER-SHOW.
Heretic, we shall have your head for this.
SPOILERS: The president is not Dio.
I was under the impression that China invaded us and that we disarmed them and liberated their population in self-defence.
Now you can\'t continue exploiting your poor countrymen. Now they live in glorious peace where no one is unemployed and where everyone is happy. Deal with it.
Oh, these capitalists, they get funnier with every complaint.
1) Resign Company
2) PM a Pakistani GM for a job
3) Tell your employees to do the same
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
Now quit complaining.
SPOILERS: You have to do something yourself, not expect everything to be given to you on a silver plate.
You\'ve got the same rights as all other Pakistani, no less, no more. It is you who are arrogant and dumb, good sir.
Your entire newspaper history is nothing but complaints of how terrible china\'s government is.
If Pakistan\'s perfectly ordered system of governing isn\'t good enough for you, I\'d say your just a whiner.
Our god emperor forsees and protects all who dwell in pakisan. Even pig disgusting foreigners. If you had just prayed for help properly there wouldn\'t be any problems here.
Today
07:04 Confucius has received 300.00 PKR from Dio Brando.
If that\'s not prove of how merciful and wonderful our God-Emperor is, then I don\'t know what is.
Welcome to a real command economy. Now eChina can be just like real China!
Derp derp didn\'t ask about applying for work then complains about nothing being done to help you derp derp derp
derp
lol capitalists
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
\"07:04 Confucius has received 300.00 PKR from Dio Brando.
If that\'s not prove of how merciful and wonderful our God-Emperor is, then I don\'t know what is.\"
Such is the benevolence of our great leader that he was able to swallow HIS OWN PRIDE and help this misguided individual, even if he didn\'t deserve it.
Brothers, THIS is the very manifestation of the peace that we are trying to spread to he rest of the world.
MANLY TEARS ;_;