Let's try it like this.

Day 65, 00:00 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Ghiaccio

We really shouldn't invite forum/pubfag/normal people over to the /v/akistan party since they're not from /v/ and therefore are infidels and surrogates.

So...

Why don't we make them join the NSDAP instead?

Look, all we need is more population. They can work, make weapons, housing, everything! all the have to do is click a few buttons! And these guys have a higher attention span than us! They're not gonna quit anytime soon!

They don't need to be democrats or spokespeople. They don't even need to post a damn newspaper. We just need more soldiers and more people. So let them join NSDAP and keep them away from us, if you like. That way, they work for Pakistan, they help Pakistan grow, but they're not affiliated with us!

So...?