It's not the size that matters!
Day 2,168, 02:21
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by Horice G Fossil
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SPECTACULAR \o/
there's an old nigerian saying:
"olula mengaya mandanga bleba, momble paleba"
that roughly translates to:
"ours is bigger, theirs is smaller".
(I am not replying to Pat, but just occupying this nice place).
Wat
truefax
Where are the commie revolutionaries in all this? ;3
The PCP parrot is no more! they have ceased to be!
They expired and gone to meet their maker! they're a stiff!
Bereft of life, they rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed them
to the perch they'd be pushing up the daisies!
Their metabolic processes are now 'istory! they're off the twig!
They've kicked the bucket, shuffled off the mortal coil, run down
the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!
THEY IS AN E😜ARROT!!
Horice q:
Well at least put us as a dead bird then! 😛
Done!
Horice (;
Voted. I was expected TUP to be a cockerel.
Horice4CP
I AM A PEACOCK
Horice4CP
cause Wayne said
tic tac vote that
Heil peacocks. \o/
Hail Ostriches (spelt right?)
everyone who thinks size doesn't matter is a liar with a small d*ck
😛
Afraid I can't agree. Take Mr Hitler for example, a tiny dick and only one ball, but he still managed to f#ck most of Europe as well as a large part of Africa!
Horice q:
😃
Is that what she said?
Terrible jokes aside, good article!
No, what she actually said was '£10 for a hand job, £25 for full sex or for £50 I'll take it up th...err...oh, yes thanks for the complement I try my best!
Horice q:
Pecking marvellous!
Horice4CP
Voted for the Horice...\o/
We are a goat among birds.