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Israel attacks Turkey

Day 725, 09:57 • Published in Canada Switzerland

• by HuCard

A few hours ago, Israel declared war on and attacked Turkey.
Why such a disastrous act whose Turkish reply will almost definitely lead to the annihilation of Israel, you may ask? Because according to their president Turkey is annoying, peace is boring, and waging war even if it results in the crushing of your country is fun.
This move is not comprehensible under any light and underlines the incompetence of Israel's current leader, which had previously already been proven by his robbery of their treasury allegedly conducted by his brother who gained access to his account. I feel sorry for the nation.

UPDATE: Israel retreated from the attacked region. Quoting the president: "I changed my mind. Retreating is fun."

Comments

Scorpius Day 725, 09:58

yeah their presidents lost it. this is going to be a challenge to recover from but i personally will be there fighting when turkey attacks them back

Spencer Magee Day 725, 10:00

Greece can just liberate Israel because Greece and Turkey already have an open war, and Greece has a load of MPP's on their side. If they attacked occupied Israel they wouldn't trigger any MPP's.

AugustusV Day 725, 10:26

"which had previously already been proven by the robbery of their treasury conducted by his brother who gained access to his account"

LOL how much u wanna bet it wasn't his brother?

Scorpius Day 725, 10:28

yeah it wasnt. consensus now was that it was to start a failed impeachment to protect him for a few days while he screwed with the country. seems like a smart plan but this still sucks

HuCard Day 725, 10:42

I'll change the wording to &quot😢...) which had previously already been proven by his robbery of their treasury allegedly conducted by his brother (...)"
I just was not entirely sure on the matter as I didn't follow Israeli events closely and thus didn't want to make any quick accusations. Although I guess it doesn't matter in the end whether his intents are truly malicious or if he's just stupid.

JMatH Day 725, 11:38

😃

Jimmy Pattison Day 725, 16:48

Now there's a leader who's desperate for lulz.

I'm sure Greece would love to beat some Turkey. Astute observation Mr. Magee.

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