Invasion of South Korea
P. Cornelius Scipio Africanus
Greetings dear comrades of Thailand. To the east, evul Empires of China attempt to invade glorious leaders fortress, SOUTH KOREA. This is not to be taken lightly. Move to your highest Quality hospital, gather your weapons. It is time we fought the imperialist scumbags of China.
Serve the great leader well my comrades, for he shall reward you. And if you fail, an earthquake shall shatter your towns, rendering your women useless.
Comments
We already are planning aid and have set forth for an alliance.
China will not get away with this!
YAY! Glorious vengeance for Glorious Leader!
The alliance may not even pass in the Korean congress.
Pyroelectricity: if it doesn't, we will report Turks, Iranians, and Chinese for multi'ing.