Information About A Coming Attack By Poland on Denmark
Day 1,413, 11:29
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by Flitwick
Good evening to everyone,
Some people might have noticed, at least our congressmen have, that Poland has started a vote to declare Denmark as Natural Enemy. This is going to be accepted and Denmark will very soon be occupied once more.
Some might ask, what let to this?
Several things. Cheung Andersen, who claims to be Danish by taking a Danish last name, but in no way have acted in the interest of Denmark, yesterday proposed Poland as Natural Enemy of Denmark.
This was of course largely voted down, but Poland noticed and Poland needed a place to cause some upset, get some Battle Hero medals and what other medals they can get by conquering a small defenseless country and Denmark is just an easy target.
I contacted the Polish President right away, after I had been informed about their declaration of war against Denmark and here is what is going to happen.
Poland will start taking Danish regions tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing we can do to prevent this, so we will not try.
We will on the other hand help Poland win as fast as possible (not giving any battle heroes away if possible on the Danish side) and as soon as Denmark is conquered, we will start Resistance Wars and free Denmark once more.
Do NOT start Resistance Wars in Danish regions before all other regions has been captured, unless you are told to do so by the Danish leadership. A Resistance War started before the country is fully conquered will not go through. It will therefore be a waste of money to try and start one.
Let us get through this as painless as possible and let it be a lesson to anyone in the future. Do not propose the largest nation of the world as Natural Enemy unless you want your bottom spanked.
Sincerely Yours,
Flitwick
Some people might have noticed, at least our congressmen have, that Poland has started a vote to declare Denmark as Natural Enemy. This is going to be accepted and Denmark will very soon be occupied once more.
Some might ask, what let to this?
Several things. Cheung Andersen, who claims to be Danish by taking a Danish last name, but in no way have acted in the interest of Denmark, yesterday proposed Poland as Natural Enemy of Denmark.
This was of course largely voted down, but Poland noticed and Poland needed a place to cause some upset, get some Battle Hero medals and what other medals they can get by conquering a small defenseless country and Denmark is just an easy target.
I contacted the Polish President right away, after I had been informed about their declaration of war against Denmark and here is what is going to happen.
Poland will start taking Danish regions tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing we can do to prevent this, so we will not try.
We will on the other hand help Poland win as fast as possible (not giving any battle heroes away if possible on the Danish side) and as soon as Denmark is conquered, we will start Resistance Wars and free Denmark once more.
Do NOT start Resistance Wars in Danish regions before all other regions has been captured, unless you are told to do so by the Danish leadership. A Resistance War started before the country is fully conquered will not go through. It will therefore be a waste of money to try and start one.
Let us get through this as painless as possible and let it be a lesson to anyone in the future. Do not propose the largest nation of the world as Natural Enemy unless you want your bottom spanked.
Sincerely Yours,
Flitwick
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Just one thing describes the situation of Denmark very well:
HAHAHA
You broke an Union with Sweden and that's what you get:
be conquered by the largest and most powerful nation
Gullberg, read the article again.
We will be freed again right after, with the help of Poland themselves.
So, stop acting like a troll and do something useful.
Are you bad at reading, Gullberg?
@Flitwick and Stente
My reading skills are excellent, but maybe both of you keep the eyes closed for reality.
Denmark will be conquered by the largest and most powerful nation!
Maybe just for a short time and to get some medals.
But your country will be conquered.
That's all I said.
So stop crying!
What we never told you is that swedes were actually against the whole english thing cause we're too stupid to read english ourselves.
But you know how to write it - my God Pink Freud, I have underestimated your abilities as King of Svealand! 😃
Hopefully everything will run smooth, and you'll be back on the map in a couple of days.
So, this means we have to start new parties again?
No, our parties will stay.
V
@Gullberg
I really see no reason for you to live.
@Flitwick's Article
I'm sure Norway would help fighting this war if needed. A border to Poland is one of the least thing we want.
One day EDEN will retailiate, and we will not show ONE mercy like they don't!
Stay strong!
Stay EDEN o/
Well at least its still red and white right?
Flitwick\o/
@Misho
LOL 😃
Being conquered is no fun, but at least it'll only be for a day or two. Good luck!
Poland again ^-^
They are sort of what the mongols were IRL.