Indonesia/Australian War explained...
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by Turd Fergusen
....via Steve Irwin comics! 😃
Australia: Crickey! Look! Its an Indonesia!
Australia: Indonesias are fascinating creatures. Indonesias were once of the most dangerous species in the region. They once stretched from California to Western Soyberia, but have been driven to near extinction by USA who kills Indonesias for sport! Fascinating!
Australia: Alright...Now what I'm going to do is sneek up behind em....
Australia: ...and ram my thumb up its butthole! Cricky! That'll reaally piss em off!
Australia: Alright now let me just stick this in meah...
Indonesia: NOOOO!
Australia: Ah Crickey! That really pissed em off!
Now to be serious and attempt to come to the point of this silly article.
What is to be gained from attacking Indonesia? The only thing we have done is stuck our figurative "thumbs" up Indonesia’s figurative "buttholes". We haven't actually accomplished anything and now Indonesia’s is really pissed off, and will invade us sooner or later. We now have two fronts, South Africa is doomed to Brazilian control for the time being, and EDEN is laughing at us because nothing we have done in the past week makes any sense. Just like this article. All we are doing is wasting EDENs time and money.
Many have given the argument that EDEN needs to prove themselves to Australia because of the lack of support shown in the reconquest of South Africa. EDEN didn’t help us there either BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID. Not the idea, but the strategy behind it.
YOU DON’T INVADE AN ENEMY NON ORIGINAL REGION WITHOUT STARTING A RW! The argument that “ooh Australia doesn’t have enough money to be starting RWs" is bull. Why did we invade Indo then??
In conclusion, if Australia is to gain respect from EDEN and the world, then we must start using our head, not out “thumbs”
(if someone knows the true reason we attacked Indonesia, is willing to tell me, and I find it reasonable, then I will quit complaining.)
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pertamax
How in the world can we be pissed off by a nation that activated our MPPs?
Well because we helped in the utter destruction of your empire, as well a violated an NAP that your country worked so hard on without seemingly caring at all.
actualy it was more like this.
Indonesia: SCREW U US WES AND RUSSIA GONNA KILL YO ASS
Usa: WTF!!!!
Usa: SCREW U BOTH GET THE HELL OUTA MY LAND
(insert war here)
Indo/russia We give
(insert many wars here)
Britian: Fine Britian well leave
Britian: 🙂
Australlia: DAMN IT THEY TOOK SOUTH AFRICA! BASTARDS
(australlia stands from afar hurling insults)
That didnt work...
Austrilia checks to do list
Australia: OMG WE GOTTA HELP USA! Dont worry well attack indonesia! Thatl make em go away!
Usa, Indonesia, Eden, Phoenix, and everyone else: WTF
Australia: My bad
Indonesia: Obviously this was the usas doing, this makes me very angry... SCREW U SOUTHERN THIALAND!!!!! (Indonessia pulls an australlia, and thats where we are)
i wouldnt be worried about upsetting indos , they really are no threat. Once upon a time maybe but now , meh
Indo empire has vanished to nothing and are no real threat to any1
Indo Where the bloody hell are you
Jesus - surrounded by Little Indo, Indo and Argentina. 😒
Also, fail trolls are fail.
hey I'm not a troll. I'm Australian. This was a lulz article with a message.
Indonesia where the bloody hell are you?
also we attacked cuz we are badass.
lol - great cartoon.
It is hard for me to understand the strategic value of our recent actions tbh - i would have thought that we needed a rational, combined campaign with all of EDEN to remove the jerks from South Africa - but i guess our leaders have a different strategy? I don't really know what the plan is myself - but it is going to be a hell of a ride. Lock and Load 😃
@Ezekiel Thomas Australia IS badass. This is true.
No doubt. Ezekiel is badass.
Lol..
The image of Australia control the Indonesia region was so funny.
To many fantasy in the head.
And last war?
that was a fail!
pity
AusFailMAXXX..!!!!
Any country going solo and activating powerful mpp's against themselves, either has the firepower to stand strong mostly on its own, or is simply commiting suicide. You see, that's why Finnish prez doesn't wake up one morning saying "uhmm, think I'm gonna attack Russia now, and then cry like a baby and call all of EDEN to leave aside everything else and come to my rescue".
Although ultimately, you cannot rescue someone from his own utter stupidity. Congratulations on the Aussie prez and congratulations on the Aussie people for electing this disgrace in the first place.
I said the odds were 80-20 for Arg v Aus in Kwazulu. I say now the same odds for Australia being erased from the map/surrendering to Indonesia. Start learning bahasa, in any case.
You know, I can't help but wonder if Indo was only attacked because the day after the hospital exploit would be removed. Would kinda explain the stupidity of the whole thing. Like,
Prime Minister: We need a war, quick. You know what? f*** it. Attack Indo. They won't mind.
the comment above me is super ultra EPIC!!! love your comment!!