Indo opens new front in Arkansas, aims to get Kris Allen
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by Vikta
Confirmed reports have flowed in indicating that Indonesia has opened a new from in Arkansas and plans to focus its attack on the state.
Why you may ask, do the Indonesians want Little Rock? It has no high resources, no high population, no big export...
To answer this, you must not look at Little Rock. You must look into Conway, and its biggest export.
You want him don't you, Indo?
We have unsubstantiated rumors that the Indonesians want Arkansas because of Kris Allen, the 8th American Idol.
If you don't want Kris to dissapear from your airwaves, you better not let Arkansas fall.
Apparently they're crazy about him in Jakarta. Indo ladies swoon when they hear him sing No Boundaries.
If you were a Lambert fan, well then... Let it burn 😛
Defend Arkansas, save Kris Allen!
This is a strictly lulz article.
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Guess you have to be American to know who the hell this guy is, right 🙂
AK has Diamonds. That'll cut off more tax revenue from all the diamond mines and continue to economically bankrupt the nation and preventing the country from waging war.
When you fight a war, you don't just go toe to toe with your enemy. You also destroy their ability to make war. If the US is broke, it won't be doing much fighting back.
Florida and Spain.
ROFL..