I sincerely doubt all these claims of heterosexuality
Emerick
There's been a lot of Britons claiming to be heterosexual recently, which means that they're not overcompensating because straight guys always scream about their sexual preference. Bro, I'm hetero as a mother, and I talk about it all the time.
I am talking about this article and this article.
The reason I doubt these claims of heterosexuality is simple: straight guys don't screw each other. That's a fact. Look it up.
Examples of this man-on-man bonination that I'm talking about can be found in their very gracious supplies. Check it:
United Kingdom Elite Forces: according to that article, these guys are supposed to be serious business. Why the goddamn, then, are they only given enough supplies for less than 3 rounds per day? 16 Q5 weapons per day, to 35 guys. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the best the UK can do.
Meanwhile, in the USSF, I'm getting as much food as I can eat, and 30 Q5's. And I'm just one of like dozens of guys in the SF. For the UKSF, they get a whopping 3 tanks per day! That's almost enough to use in one round of fighting!
Knowing all this, it's no wonder the UK is so respected on the international level. It's clear that putting out damage for our allies is the UK's top priority. Because look at those supplies.
What's the moral of the story?
The UK needs to conduct itself like a country that gives a butt about its damage output. We all know that it doesn't and that the UK is just another puppet for ONE, but wouldn't it be awesome if we actually believed that we were worth a butt? And lets not forget about the disservice we're doing to British patriots who have serious damage outputs. They deserve damage and rank ups as often as people in, say, the US. Where they have virtually no regions.
That's right, the UK military is worse off than the military of a country with nearly no regions.
That means you suck at this game.
How can you suck less?
Higher taxes, more communes. It's that simple. There's no reason that every active person shouldn't be working in a commune, and no reason we shouldn't be taxing the fuck out of every single person in this country, so that we can have a decent military.
No, I'm not giving you concrete plans. Figure it out for yourself.
Or you can just sit back and enjoy being a puppet.
Comments
Exhilarating story, brethren
It's not like USA militias are funded predominantly by credit cards or anything~
I like this.
How is people wasting their life savings on retardation relevant to the topic at hand?
deja vu
why would someone report this? 🙂
3rd time same article? : )
I have no idea, Jovan. I suspect that "the man" is trying to keep "the truth" from "the people"
so? what's the point in this article besides dissing UK which is much better country than your United States of As...America?
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How is people wasting their life savings on retardation relevant to the topic at hand? x2
wasting their life savings on retardation x3
wasting on retardation x4
probably because they already became retards, so it is not wasting, it is investing in status quo.
Didn't I already comment on this article? And even call PTH a fggt in said comments?
Homosexual rabbits
That's a new one
yes yes it is, now back to the rabbit run. MR serbia needs his dose of little boy
>so? what's the point in this article besides dissing UK which is much better country than your United States of As...America?
>US military gets better supplies with nearly no regions than the UK, who's at the top of their game
Define "better". I'd wager that your definition would include "willingness to overlook genocide"
Indeed, which is why the UK is committing a genocide in eIreland at this very moment.
If beating up on Ireland is some glorious achievement for you guys... I pity you.
Is that like beating up on Mexico then Kell?
The difference is that no one even takes note when the US conquers Mexico, except to say that there's rubber.
I hate to admit it but we suck. Yes, we beat Ireland. But come on. Ireland isn't even in the same league, and some people here are saying it's awesome. We have to do better. We must do better.
Do you suggest that we should militarily dominate somebody more powerful than us?
love how you bolded 'butt' still : D
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/dramatic_reverb/family-guy-i-disagree-1.jpg
>Do you suggest that we should militarily dominate somebody more powerful than us?
Peru did. Is Peru better than you?
Go Patriots :3
http://www.erepublik.com/en/map
Yes, Peru are so much better.
Also, the US can't talk about how pathetic it is to dominate weaker rivals, you've failed at wiping France in French toast, the UK (with lots of allies attacking with you at the same time) repeatedly, Portugal (you then gave them 300G when you later surrendered), Russia, Mexico, Japan (Kyushu) and even Canada at one point!
I don't know who you're talking to there, but I'd like to remind you that the UK failed against France at the same time, and we've actually never had a single successful invasion until they we became ONE puppets. Clearly, the British are not a people who can stand on their own two feet.
Actually, the British wiped Ireland just six months ago, helped Russia wipe Norway, etc...
So you'll have to try to find a new argument, especially since the UK, unlike the US, hasn't ever actually been wiped itself.
Can't say I blame them for their life choice. This is as racy as hetero sex gets for them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weijnvNCxqY&NR=1
You're really stuck on this thing about not getting wiped, as if you've ever been invaded by 5 countries at once in a war mod that favors people who spend entirely way too much time online like a certain country that cares far too much about this game and also bots in that other country, instead of huddling under them like they're your mother's skirt.
Oh, right. Because the UK hasnt ever been invaded by 5 countries while I was President, with Josh Frost, who was one of the US's biggest spenders fighting right there, or anything.
If that happened I had no idea. Link to the war pls
"That's right, the UK military"
My favourite punchline o/
Take a look at this picture: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/1/22/1264180352868/American-footballer-Tim-T-001.jpg
And then this one: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/091vickery_468x320.jpg
I know who is the least gay of the two 😉
I am 2 years in this game and I thought that the UK had no military!
Wow, nice info Emerick, I e-learn as the e-days roll onward
UK > USA
UK rocks, USA sucks.
Simple.
OH MY
Even an American could see through this...
Emerick you mad bro? Sound mad, act mad. You getting none of the good stuff bro?
Cool story bro.
Go back to America.
Why does every Emerick article about the eUK turn results to ePenis measurement?
USA clearly still isn't being supplied enough
Call a straight guy gay and he laughs it off and makes a joke about it. Call a guy in the closet gay and he goes out of his way to show he is not. Everyone is being defensive in the comments, makes me wonder, where the british sence of humor has gone.
GREAT ARTICLE, made the Irish laugh.
>"You're really stuck on this thing about not getting wiped, as if you've ever been invaded by 5 countries at once in a war mod that favors people who spend entirely way too much time online like a certain country that cares far too much about this game and also bots in that other country, instead of huddling under them like they're your mother's skirt."
hhhmmmmm, I'll try and decipher this step by step...
>"...about not getting wiped, as if you've ever been invaded by 5 countries at once in a war..."
About a year and something ago: US-sponsored invasion of UK (after months of "I stand ready to kill redcoats" punchlines). UK (with a bit less than 51 original regions, btw) vs USA supported by Ireland+Norway+Sweden+Poland+Spain.
Result: UK not getting wiped. After the usage of Superior Military Tactics throughout the campaign, USA chickened away after failing, as expected, in London. Twice.
>"...in a war mod that favors people who spend entirely way too much time online..."
Now, here, surely must be talking about people like Romper, Argrob, Colin Lantrip, Nuno Gomes, etc... they're everywhere with their visas and round the clock.
>"like a certain country that cares far too much about this game"
Sounds like "OMFG America is losing!!!, bawbawbaw and stuff".
>"and also bots in that other country"
There are no bots or multis in erep. Also, Motherland Skynet seems to be down. There's always hope for Brazil, Turkey and South Korea, though.
>"instead of huddling under them like they're your mother's skirt."
This surely has got to do with something like;
USA ---> bawbawbaw ---> Mother's skirt ---> Canada ---> Le Fail.
After reading this i have come to the conclusion that you are not a nice person (no offence)