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I: Money Can't Buy You Subs

Day 1,539, 17:55 • Published in USA USA

• by Alexander Roderick IV

Day 1,539
Money Can't Buy You Subs
Oblige's Third Term
Feburary 6, 2012
Eagle Republik News

Sorry for the delay of the newest edition of Eagle Republik. Eagle Republik will now have a daily or bi-daily (depending on how busy I am in RL) report on news.

Money Can't Buy You Subs

Cue the music!

General Cartman Lee a.k.a Pizza the Hut is back at it again. But this time he has scammed hundreds of readers by promising them gold for every sub. Unable to pay the 1174 subs, Pizza "deleted" the article and gave nothing to the 1174 players that subbed and shouted his article. The "deleted" is in quotations because Pizza claims that the article was deleted by admins. But C'mon son we all no you are not going to purchase 1174 gold bars which is equivalent to $514.34 in REAL LIFE US MONEYfor just a thousand subs. Anyway most if not all people are unsurprised by Cartman's scam.

Oblige's Third Term

The man... the legend... Oblige!

Yes all danced and partied in the streets as our ~~dictator~~ president won another term in office. But not was fine and dandy in eAmerica yesterday as a handful of our most important players including our: Chief of Staff, National Security Council Chair, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of State, all refused to resume their positions under Oblige. Anyway Oblige has announced the full list of his revised cabinet.

President: Oblige
Vice President: Leroy Combs
Chief of Staff & Queen of Hearts: rainy sunday
Deputy: YoungHOOD
NSC Director: Ralph Ericson
Senior Tactician: Tronyx
Deputies: John Killah, Jude Connors, TTi09
Secretary of Defense: Gnilraps
OMS Director: SGT_Rock
Deputies: EmperorZahdradkaII, Hekter, Firo Prochainezo
Secretary of State: Evry
Director of Ambassadorial Affairs: Tenshibo
Director of Alliance Affairs: Fhaemita Malodorous
Deputies: David Wilson, Scrabman, Synesi, Jameson L. Tai, Franciscodemiranda, Alexandr Sunbeliever III, Cody Caine, Molly Emma, Athanaric
Secretary of Media: Athanaric
White House Press Corps Director: Custer
eNPR Executive Producer: Jude Connors
eNPR Hosts: Civil Anarchy
Secretary of the Interior: Molly Emma
Commander of the Civ MU: rainy sunday
Bewb4Newbs Director: Molly Emma
Meals on Wheels Director: Kodos
Secretary of Education: ?
Mentorship Program Director: Cleveland Fleman
Secretary of the Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon
Deputy: Leos111
Secretaries of Technology: Blazix, Iasov, Stephen Goldsmith
CIA Director: Kria Ericson
Congressional Liaison: Civil Anarchy
TERRA Reps: youngHOOD, Serendipitous
Oliver Cromwell: Vacant, no opening
Surgeon General: CRoy
Top Gun Commanding Officer: Publius
Top Gun Instructors: scrabman, GoalieBCSC, rainy sunday, Pauly Walnutz, Pfeiffer, XtaSia
Advisors: CRoy, Emerick, Colin Lantrip, GoalieBCSC, Cerb, Blank Keating
First Lady: FlorenciaC
Deputy First Lady: dinossauro
Deputy Deputy First Lady: Chubbzilla

Congratulations to Oblige and his administration, continue to make all of us eAmericans proud! o7

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