I'm Back
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by Dominik
I made parole today after 3 hard days in the eslammer. It is good to be home, to see the sunlight, to feel the touch of a woman, to take a shower without another 15 guys. I can tell you all that my prison time has made me a new man. I used to be the charismatic leader of a gang called the RFP, but I can't continue the life anymore. I will let others go down that path. For now, I will be the guy who goes to high schools and lectures about the dangers of drugs.
Though if you guys do manage to find the rat, I would be happy to have someone kill him. I am also a born again Pastafarian. His Noodliness was with me all this time and has shown me the light. It just took prison for me to really get to know Him.
I am reborn and ready to serve society at some degrading minimum wage job!
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Who are you? I have never heard of you anyways, didn't know you existed to be gone...
It's cause I was in prison for a really long time, you're too young to remember me.
What were you banned for?
I killed a Hun. Curb-stomp, like in American History X.
So, multi-ing?
Multi-ing would be a permanent ban. I just made a really obscene comment on what later became a very high-traffic article. Thanks a lot Augustus Baldwin!
I put criminals in jail, where they belong.
Excellent! We can add to AB's resume
" - Incitor of well deserved hatred."
You're hired !!
the anti-baldwin returns!
No no no. I was here first. Let AB be the anti-Dominik.
Yippee, high school lectures about drugs. I remember those days 🙂
Welcome back... I hope you have learned your lesson? Next time they'll make you sit in the corner, and stare at the wall of shame!
Actually, next time it'll be 20 years to life- considering I got 3/5 forfeit points this time, another ban would make it 6/5/. I've gotta watch my mouth....
is that what the slammer does to people? u look all different
Yes. Prison turns Paul McCartney into Robert De Niro and John Lennon into Al Pacino.
I wonder what a Pacino-Lennon hyrbrid would look like....pretty scary 😛
Welcome back!
Voted and subscribed.
I've suspected for years that De Niro was behind the Frogs Chorus song.
McCartney hasn't written anything decent since Live and let Die, I always thought Mark Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.
No idea who you are but welcome back.
yes teaching kids to not take drugs while you yourself take them Dom, lol.
honestly now, how many times did you drop that bar of soap on purpose?
So that's why there was no meaningless news about a bowl of spaghetti for that last three days. You were gone. You really should be gone a lot more often.
Nah. Just joking around, good to have you back.
*glares at Augustus*
@Scorpius, your mother.
@Bat Fastard, yes, at the time, Lennon was the one person nobody wanted to die (except that deranged psycho apparently).
@Shaddy, I am a new man now. I only grow eopium and eweed for medical purposes now.
@Joey, all 17 times were by accident, I swear!
@BPF, you're thinking of Scorpius- and there was plenty of news about spaghetti published- two of the articles made it onto the main page, what are you talking about?
damn right they made it onto the main page 😛
i got more votes for thoes 2 silly articles then for all my congressional presentations XD
@ wats that about my mother dom? if i remember correctly u got banned for offensive text right? what happened to turing over a new leaf
edit: add lol at end of comment to signify jokingness. then demand that dom give me admin powerzzz
*Bans Scorpius from forums*
*kicks dom from RFP*
*Deletes RFP forums*
Take THAT!
*deletes dom*
Very mature comversation here. Lol