HUNGARIAN VAMPIRES PILLAGE NORWAY'S LANDS!
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by Maximilia
(Edit: As said in previous articles, this "gossip rag" is meant for entertainment purposes only. 😠
Anyone taking us seriously really should have their heads checked. I can check a timestamp as well as anyone else AND I know the Finnish are part of ATLANTIS. I understand very well the political reasons why it was done. It's meant to be a satire. I can satirize my own political group too, darn it all! 😛
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Hungarian Vampires Pillage Norway's Fair Fjords, Give Booty to the Finnish
Our top news... no, our only news, dear readers, is the results of the Presidential election and the results thereof. Just minutes ago... minutes ago... after the results of the Presidential election were finalized, the Finnish attacked. Our new "president", a vampire communist... the worst kind of vampire, retreated in the face of blue Finnish crosses effectively giving our land away!
We Vikings are not going to stand for this. The editor of this magazine implores all true Norweigans and ATLANTIS members to help rid fair Norway of the scourge of vampires any way possible!
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nice joke 🙂
...if president impeachment was interesting, now have a look at this.
nice voting norwegian congress.
adios norway...
now what?
i'm being ironic
@NOSHADEZS
Just check the time of the retreat.
You are not the sharpest knife in the rumanian kitchen, are you?
Moscow Region ended on 06 April 2009, 00:00 !!!!!!
Finland has conquered this region
details
Leningrad Oblast ended on 05 April 2009, 23:55 !!!!!!!!
Finland has conquered this region
details
Nord-Norge ended on 05 April 2009, 23:40 !!!!!!
Finland has conquered this region
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Miről beszél ez a balf@@@?
No joke. It's a very real threat. We are a VERY VERY SERIOUS newspaper. 😠
Guys dont act like trolls this is the Norwegian Hocipo, he writes satiric, he is joking...
Maximilia:
Your previous president pushed the retreat button, and gave your territories to Finland.
Jeez, am I going to have to write a retraction already? It's a bad joke (all of mine are), but it's a satire. Both sides are ridiculous in this, and people are taking it way too seriously: "reporting" people for what might have just been a glitch for lost votes (although reporting a glitch is good), accusations running willy-nilly around the board from both sides, insults thrown... It's utterly ridiculous. THIS is what people sound like. They see something, even if it's entirely explainable, and automatically assume the "other side" is doing something wrong. I'm not fond of the "Hungarian TO", but I'm not fond of how MY side is acting either.
If people are really that offended (or think I'm that dumb), I'll print the retraction right now, which I was planning on either later on today or tomorrow anyway. Read the other articles: this is not a serious newspaper. I forgot to put my usual warning up there, which is my bad, but there's no way I'm serious on this because the facts "reported" are all wrong... because it's a joke.
The whole newspaper is a joke. I'd even go so far as to say *I'm* a joke. If anyone actually takes me seriously, they really need to find some other source of "news" for this game.
Maximilia:
don't worry, we got the joke 🙂
@Gomboc: I'm glad someone did! I mean, c'mon... I compared our presidential race to a bunch of Trekkies voting on who was the better captain... (which turned out to be eerily accurate with the cries of Sisco and Janeway in there >.> )
I need a good "batboy" running gag though. Maybe I'll use the fluffy bunny-aliens. I was rather proud of that photoshop, though you can't see the antennae very well.
guess we have to contact the admins to bann all TO operators.This will give a serious warning to all nations that try a TO.
reported,you will be banned.