How to Troll a Ostin

Day 975, 21:38 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Joshua Patterson

After reading this, I was enlightened. So, I feel I should include how to also troll an Ostin since this species is an endangered species and faces extinction everyday.

Step One:

Proceed to talk about how Christianity is the greatest thing on Earth. Considering it is a Hindoo or Mooslum, I don't remember which, it takes great offense to this exchange of words and thus shall erupt in a rage at how an infidel would speak to him in such way. This is just step one and you're already aiming for the heart. Congrats.


Step Two:

Next, you can discuss with it how Indonesia doesn't exist. If you really want to aim for the heart again, discuss earthquakes and hurricanes that don't utterly destroy the country you're in. This will again beg its rage to release itself and providing you the results you want.


Step Three:

And for a final step, proceed to find all you can of multi evidence since you know it has more than one account. You don't get permabanned five or so times in a row and not multi anymore. That's just stupid. Thus, you watch its trade logs and friends. If a friend has Ostin in the name, you probably have a winner.

Chances are, it has blocked you, quit, called you an infidel and quit, or multiple other endings that can occur. There is even a few secret endings that I won't spoil.

Now excuse me as I have to go clean up the mastication released by my loins during the writing of How to Troll an Ostin by Joshua Patterson.

Problem, Ostin?

JP

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