gameCheat Death, Win 100 Free Health Every Day!!!
Plugson
Welcome to the new three Rs of the Republik
You may have noticed that the 20 health limit on fighting and 10 health limit on working has been dropped. You can now work or fight down to 0 health. While this may seem a pointless feature that allows a little extra health usage each day, there lies within it the opportunity to ‘win’ 100 free health each day.
Before reading on, please keep in mind that I have not tested this out. This is only the first day of the change and while I would like to take a day or two to try it out before publishing this, I cannot because I currently own a house.
Owning a house will prevent you from attempting to gameCheat Death for an opportunity to win 100 FREE health every day.
There is no ‘real dead’ in eRep ~ only really banned ~ so don’t fear the reaper
So how does one win 100 free health/day? It’s as easy as dying every night and resurrecting your citizen in the morning.
Let me explain.
When you die, you have the unlimited option of bringing your citizen back to full health. That’s right, only by clicking on the “Revive Citizen” button, you would go from 0 Health to 100 Health at the cost of ZERO currency and ZERO gold.
Therefore, tonight you can fight or work to ZERO health, then die during the day change, and then have the option to revive to FULL HEALTH at no monetary cost (there are some costs, but that I will get to later).
So why didn’t people do this before?
Simple ~ we could only fight to 20 Health or work to 10 Health so it would have taken several or more days to die from the standard -2 Health loss at day change. This was not feasible.
But! now it is. You can die to live another day (preferably the next) all at the value of a Q5 House’s 50 Health gain x2 (I am currently selling 3 of these for the low price of 2600 CAD so please buy one).
That’s right! ~ by gameCheating Death, you get the double the value of a Q5 House at a savings of 5200 CAD! This is a deal you cannot afford to pass up.
Sometimes it takes a cute kitten to illustrate a plan ~ yes, what’s a player to do when he can only eat so much each day but wants to get that extra edge in anyhow
As I mentioned, while gameCheating Death has no cost, there are still some side effects to consider:
1) Loss of media subscriptions: zombies are not great readers, so your sub list will be deleted.
2) Loss of friends: zombies also don’t make great buddies. You should be able to keep your friends list, yet be warned that it could be affected (certainly if you get temp-banned for gameCheating Death, you might lose the list).
3) Loss of employment: I cannot guarantee you will keep your job, though I do recall having dead citizens employed in my company in the past.
4) Loss of political party: I am quite certain you will remain in a political party (a quick check will show that dead people do inhabit them). You can always join again anyhow.
5) Loss of political office: Congressmen, PPs, and CPs may not want to attempt this. I doubt you’d keep your position.
Even with the potential losses stated above, the guarantee of 100 free health with each revival in the morning will more than be worth the hassle of dying. In return, you’ll receive 34 CAD worth of health and the possibility to earn an extra 10-20 XP of fighting or working. You will keep your MU position (dead people remain in them) and I am quite certain you will also remain in your party and keep your job, too (no chance to verify that yet).
I welcome you to point out why gameCheating Death is a fail plan. It’s an untested system and I would welcome any feedback from those who have been to the other side and back. Once I burn through the remaining 10 Days on my house, I’ll be sure to be one the many pushing up daisies each evening so I can reap the fruit of bonus health and XP each morning.
gameCheating Death is purely a satirical take on the recent game change and the author of this article holds no liability for any citizens that do experience loss of subs, friends, employment, political party, political office, or any subsequent perma/tempbanning
Sweet dreams, eCanada
Comments
So will a player die tonight if they work/fight themselves down to 0 Health?
could someone test this theory for us ? : )
I heard the change was because Alfagrem was threatening to sue ERPK Labs due to his carpel tunnel from all those extra clicks.
Now that this article has been published, and is out there for the Admins to see a possible mistake in their game.............
I give it till day change and u will not be able to fight or work to Zero.
We must never forget, nothing is "Free" in Erep.
lol Gherk
Plugson = trop fort pour la ligue! \o/
lol Gherk x2!
I just died in your farms tonight.
😁 LOL this could make a top hit eSong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua26qTEK25U
drop the price of your houses and I just might buy one
Why would someone even consider buying a house of any type when you can get double the benefit of a Q5 house and save 2600 CAD?
Try reading the article again, pimp.
Yeah, um, I don't care what your article has to say, buttplug, I was in the market for a house for a reason. I also gave you too much credit.
ha! that's the PimpDollaz we all adore, right on.
After putting me in such good cheer I would like to offer a good discount but someone just bought all 3 houses at the regular price (strange because they had been on the market for 2 weeks beforehand). Reverse psychology perhaps?
Anyhow, I have 5 Q4 up for sale that can be negotiated on but prices are quite good as I am already 300 CAD below all other sellers. Better hurry.