Friends, Foreigners, and Coutrymen, Lend Me Your Ears!
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by Grev Per
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3k8H_9SjoM&my=1[/youtube] My fellow Danes, dark times are ahead of us. This is the most we've been waiting for. The moment we've worked hard for. It is time to allow Europe a chance to regroup and gather itself together. It's time for Denmark to act as the bastion between civilization and barbarism. It is time that we make ourselves a human border between enlightenment and ignorance. We are outnumbered 200 to 1 but we have something Swedes don't. Creativity. The Swede only understands how to click his buttons and play SecondLife. What he doesn't understand is the Dane. We will meet them head on with our Berserkergang!
A beast approaches, patient and confident, savouring the meal to come. This beast is made of almost humans and horses—swords and spears. An army of slaves vast beyond imagining—ready to devour tiny Denmark, ready to snub out the world's one hope—for reason and justice. A beast approaches—and it was Grev Per himself who provoked it.
What can you do? I don't know, what can you do? If you are not Danish then you have two choices. You can hide at home, and watch as Sweden makes the game more boring every day. You can stay in your country and urge your president to unite Europe to defend the world against the barbarism that is coming. We will stay here and hold back the Swedish forces so that indecisive Europe can pull herself together. Let's hope you don't waste your time.
If you're Danish, then your duty is to fight. And once you have lost, your duty is to NOT integrate. We will NOT purchase products from a company owned by a Swede (unless they are already from Denmark, then they probably aren't monkeys). We will not voluntarily give them any money. I will take all the money out of the Danish treasury. If we lose our sovereignty I urge all Danes to join my party. I will rename it "Sweden Sucks Balls" and and we will try and vote ourselves into seats of power. Then we will rob the Swedes who ruled us. Perhaps we might even go to other cities elect ourselves into power and rob from their coffers. And once we've finished our pirating we will announce our independence at an appropriate time.
Do not buy Swedish products. Only buy from companies owned by Danes. Do not hire any Swedes in your company.
I will continue handling Denmark's foreign affairs for as long as there is no one else elected as a DANISH president. Anyone who contacts Sweden with regards to Denmark actively supports Swedish Boredom-Apartheid.
If you need weapons, gifts and food, the government is donating money for this cause. Contact me.
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DANES! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
HA-OOH!
HA-OOH!
HA-OOH!
Fun.. I might get my work done when Sweden pwns Denmark.. lol snow power
The music fits so well
Yeah I\'ve been saving that music for this moment. It comes from the American civil war.
\"DANES! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
HA-OOH!
HA-OOH!
HA-OOH!\"
Haha
Denmark: \"Average strength: 2.25\"
Sweden: \"Average strength: 3.36\"
Yea I where just thinking you had some if these stuff written down and fixed already.
\"and it was Grev Per himself who provoked it.\"
True, true 🙂
Yes but braun means nothing when you don\'t have the intelligence to use it!
We will use the terrain of Strøget (Danish for Hot Gates) to shuffle them into an area where numbers mean nothing!
Yea I where just thinking you had some if these stuff written down and fixed already.
\"and it was Grev Per himself who provoked it.\"
True, true 🙂
EDIT: Should\'ve said \"It\'s just a few philosophers and boy-lovers from Aalborg who lower our average.\"
We watched 300 last night, the \"provoked it\" line comes directly from that movie.
Yea I where just thinking you had some if these stuff written down and fixed already.
\"and it was Grev Per himself who provoked it.\"
True, true 🙂
Can\'t wait to see your blood on the streets of Copenhagen, time to pay back for what Kristian Tyrann did to us!
Gl&HF 😛
You will all die in your desperate fight against the great power of Nor&Swe 🙂
But really a nice article Grev Per!
Bring out your best chairs, Grev Per, soon we\'ll be having a barbeque party on your lawn.
We\'ll all feel gay when johnny comes marching home.
Scandinavias own Bagdad-Bob
oh and good luck
>\"It\'s time for Denmark to act as the bastion between civilization and barbarism. It is time that we make ourselves a human border between enlightenment and ignorance. We are outnumbered 200 to 1 but we have something Swedes don\'t. Creativity. The Swede only understands how to click his buttons and play SecondLife. What he doesn\'t understand is the Dane. \"
>\"We watched 300 last night, the \"provoked it\" line comes directly from that movie.\"
So you watch 300, and yet you claim to be an intelligent being? I smell a CONTRADICTION.
Have no worries Danes, your peace will arrive soon enough.
Gjok, 300 is actually a surprisingly intelligent movie and most people just don\'t realize by how much. In fact it\'s very subtly brilliant.
SMÖRREBRÖÖÖEE!!!
Ah! Love the music! To all danes! Join the Libertariansk Samling for global peace and to integrate into the swedish society!
Everyone who stays in Sweden will have it very good. Then we hope that you register on erep.se and influence the Swedish future.
\"Then we will rob the Swedes who ruled us. Perhaps we might even go to other cities elect ourselves into power and rob from their coffers. And once we\'ve finished our pirating we will announce our independence at an appropriate time.\"
Then you will only rob yourself. No one will move to Denmark because it dont have hospitals. And you gain all the tax from your own people. Isnt it betcher to bye a hospital from those money?
No I mean we would all buy a moving ticket and move to a small Swedish municpality and elet oursevles into government. Then we\'d raise taxes and move after we\'ve taken all the money. It\'d be pretty awesome.
But we might not do that because it sounds pretty annoying to move all the time and stuff.
I like the idea of roving bands of Danes pillaging other cities\' treasuries.
Well, since they are too few to actually outnumber ANY Swedish town I would just like to add GLHF.