Facepalm and Napalm

Day 826, 14:55 • Published in Ireland Japan • by Donovan Thomas


In case you hadn't heard, I F@#*ed up

I gave our dirty lying neighbors 5 fights for free. Granted I made up for it by Tanking with 20 gold on the right side, the Irish side it is still worth your ridicule.

Dash is right; I have fat fingers and am too dumb to operate my iPhone.

I'm embarrassed, but not a traitor.

And yes Dash, I do have a sense of humor 🙂

Therefore, if you want to point and laugh, go ahead. I earned that and I can take it.





Now on to other business

The last few Days I have been corresponding with Mr Woldy. When it became apparent that we had not been mentioned in their "Treaty" we approached them. As we can all agree, it was inevitable that the eUK was going to attack NI. Seeing as how we had not actually taken the region from eUK we had hoped to maintain a friendship and have the battle be fun for all.

But, as many countries have learned the eBrits are not so good at keeping their word.

They attacked unannounced and completely outside the scope of our (pending) agreement.

Did we sign anything? Nope.

So, they broke nothing but trust. Again.

Now, they may say that GLaDOS acted on his own.

But as a reply I say

I STAND BY TO KILL MORE REDCOATS!!!

(and avoid further friendly fire)

-DT, VP

(Written with Fat Fingers on an iPhone)