eRussian Daily Review - 731. Friday [EN]

Day 732, 02:50 Published in Russia Russia by Reviews EN
CHRONOLOGY
TPAKTOP

Time - eRepublik.

Crossing the T's over robots
And a plazma motor instead of the heart * a bit distorted line of the Soviet song (comment by translator) ~2:00. Nov19. 730
Are you tired of lazy employees who always miss the deadlines? You will forget about thick lists, emergency rush and truancies with the help of our new androds T-300 S/N. This revolutionary invention of engineers of the Cyberdyne systems Company allowed to combine the convenience of industrial robots and the latest achievements in the sphere of artificial intelligence. The unsurpassed productivity and reliability in combination with economy will bring your business up to a new level of production. All robots are thoroughly examined and are absulutely safe for environment anf employees. The robots of T S/N are the main component part of the successful business. And now you can read an interview with the leading engineer of the Cyberdyne systems Company, Doctor of Science in applied cybernetics and robotics, Mr. Keks-n. He'll tell you about the preferences of the T S/N robots and demonstrate various models afoot.

About alliances and other spheres of diplomacy.
Peculiarities of the national policy. ~4:00. Nov19. 730 e
Why does eSerbia become estranged from us? How should we talk ot eHungary? What for do we need a Slavic Alliance? The political columnist Vivalaempire hammers thick indignant nails into the ass of our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and hits all its sore spots. You'll find the detailed analysis of eRussian actions at the foreign-policy front and relationships between countries, the scenario prognosis and the possible consequences of false actions in the serious review prerared by Vivalaempire.

We continue speaking...
Who's the master here? ~5:00. Nov19. 730
Another round of negotiations on the creation of the new Alliance has ended. Our team of diplomats with its captain, romool, has successfully overcome all the barriers and entered the next level with 3 lives and 1 penalty point. A new challenge awaits them in the semi-final — they are gonna meet the last year champions and they should stand for their right to be considered one of the best diplomatic teams in the world. The captain will uncover some of our main advantages and our tactics in the next issue of Marik News.

And this is where our Chronology breaks. Clouds of headless feathered vultures gained over our office at the most inappropriate moment. The journalist spitted with boiling poison and emitted waves of hate to this chicken-fest, but he couldn't do anything. Feeling he can't stand this, he fell off into a long booze, promising to get back to the hobby of his youth — voodooism. So, if anyone has a lock of admins' hair or their worn clothes, or at least a photo — our whole editorial office would be grateful.

We will try to compensate the lack of information tomorrow.
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