eRussian Daily Review - 722. Wednesday

Day 722, 10:18 Published in Russia Russia by Reviews EN
CHRONOLOGY
All time stated - eRepublik.

Deficiencies of eRussian political environment
Two-click or not two-click ~1:00. Nov10. 721
Young, yet talented researcher Rchik published the results of years of research of dependence of hamsters population development from the political system and power structure in the country. Russian down-shifting, or how to become a rodent, - read this in the article.

Another war
Don't phunk with war. ~4:00. Nov10. 721
250 thousand of elite eIndonesia troops are ready to attack eMalaysia, the reason being the accusation of the latter in a dirty gambling and the production of counterfeit sneakers. Also, Indonesians totally dislike the pathetic self-naming of Malays, therefore they are ready to push the button of their wundervaffe and dismember the blatant enemy. Reporting directly from the event scene.

(Guides) Contents
Big eRussian encyclopedia. ~4:00. Nov10. 721
Didn't you ever want to know, what was the level of first Canadian president at the date of inauguration, and how many Mongolian tugrugs was issued at the day 432 of the New World? You will know the answers, soon. Introducing the plans of Borison VII, popular public educator, for the next century.

Battle Monks 2
World premiere! ~7:00. Nov10. 721
By producer of "Battle Monks 1" and "Keks' Reviving"! The galaxy is in danger again, but the good lord of the world Onno Tholie has become older and now unable to control the pressure of evil forces. Meanwhile, on the distant planet, a forgotten mountain monastery recruits new warriors who wear orange clothes. Volcano Squad is on the warpath! Soon, in all theaters of the country!

Day 5
First person speech ~10:00. Nov10. 721
Popularly elected acting president describes his daily working schedule, working to justify the trust of the population. Foreign secret service agents can use a convenient English version. Foreign delegations, working trips around the country and multilateral negotiations - all the big politics briefly and accessible. Yesterday's encryption message is still under investigation by the analytical department of the editorial board and the best cryptographers in the country.

Army news
Report, please. ~11:00. Nov10. 721
General Report of the Regular Army, in numbers and pictures. Diagrams of painted lawn areas, volume of trenches dug, graphs of the results of Autumn draft, and reports of Generals and Commanders. Our Guardian shturmbannspetskorrespondent, three times chevalier of the Order of Lenin, and twice chevalier of the Iron Cross, -- from the headquarters of the military command, special for eRussian Daily Review.

For CPSU members
Soviet Russia... ~12:00. Nov10. 721
New secretary-general calls all the comrades to stand united to rally for the last dash into the eternal socialism, from the rostrum of the mausoleum of the past. Another draft of party members announced, plaster busts of Lenin and Marx are available for free upon presentation of party card. Coupons on Stalin are given on odd Fridays only.

Munchkins in Congress
They really get their salary for that? ~15:00. Nov10. 721
Borison VII announced a new initiative to improve the health of ministers. Special set of exercises with a portfolio, designed exclusively for senior management, enables them to maintain smoothness of ministerial bald, and elasticity of muscle cubes of their bodies, needless to get up from chair. Refer to detailed instructions for training in the article.

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