eRussian Daily Review - 721. Tuesday [EN]

Day 721, 02:39 Published in Russia Russia by Reviews EN
Chronology
Author: TPAKTOP

All time stated - eRepublik.

~05:00 720
[Guides] Bonus: Dictionary
Vy govorite po-russki?
Borison VII continues with throwing of the lights of knowledge onto the realm of ignorance. TO's and Black Market, gifts and mults, land and manu - all you wanted to know but was afraid to ask. For dessert - the most famous and glamorous eRussian tank.

~06:00 720
eRussian Ministry Of Culture
- Hello, is this a laundry house? * (translator's note for non-native citizens: this is first phrase of famous Russian joke about Ministry of Culture. Ask for full joke in comments.)
Open Day in Department of Culture. Who invents puzzles? Where does the confetti comes from? How would you cook sweet cotton? The chief toastmaster Sancho66 answeres all questions, personally. Also in the playground program: running in sacks, pillow fight and shooting tomatoes on the ministers.

~06:00 720
Regarding еRA Nova
Elimination method.
Hot news from political battlefield - herald of revival of eRA was banned and expelled from Party! Intrigues and punishnment made public, plus negative PR by wise owl Two-Four-Six-0-One.

~08:00 720
MoED work report for 5 - 8 November, 2009)
"Coffee" is neuter! ** (translator's note for non-native citizens: this is a real decision of morons, sitting in RL Ministry of Education of Russia. Ask for full story in comments)
Weekly report by most transparent Minister of nowadays - Fillosof. Until the end of the month, the low level of Game literacy will be brought to medium level, via mass circulation of textbooks, manuals and popular science films. Fresh photos inside - highly intelligent and wise personality of our Minister.

~09:00 720
eFoto-contest
Horizon is not horizontal.
Culture department comes with new idea - new contest with valuable prizes. If you know how to do funny motivators, there's few funny pictures on the game - go on, you can become the best! Terms & conditions inside. No kitties or boobs, please - can't compete with them.

~10:00 720
And btw - we have it. Party Charter
War and Peace.
Old black book, all dark and sooty. Green from the ancient bronze clasps. Thousands died in agony, and hundreds went mad with terror and only a few have been able to do it - to master this Talmud, written by a terrible Necromancer Maria Radchenko. Try it and you know the secrets of the dark empire. (Editor's note: somebody say that if you read it backwards, you will summon a demon from hell.)

~10:00 720
День 4. Day 4. RU/EN
New entry in President's blog.
Summing up the results of championship held in North Korea, Army modernization, improved benefits and pensions, reform of the state apparatus, all goes on, like normal. Suddenly, the secret coded message is in the air! Our correspondents are closely monitoring the situation.

~13:00 720
Official sources of information [State newspapers]
Voice of eRussia
Full list of state newspapers. Ministries bulletins, reports on Army trainings, and, of course, the most objective, professional and a modest newspaper in the country - eRussian Daily Review.

~22:00 720
Ataman is dead - long leave the Ataman!
Behead him!
Recently, well-known politic MoredanKantose has died from a direct DDM hit, in a hospital, without regaining consciousness. Due to this tragedy all official institutions across the country have provided a day off to their staff, the people stroll and dance. People in crowds are heading to his home with bouquets of aspen stakes and mourning spades. We will keep you informed of further situation.




Other news
Author: John Cornwell
Admins are busy working on new eRepublik module CHAT! Can it replace the IRC?
The very first impression from the article's author - annoying sounds, and we, the editors, can only confirm it. Switch it off.
Each eState will have 2 rooms: main room and beginners room. Also, they plan to have one room for the whole eWorld. Have you ever had to chat with 2000 + people, speaking different languages? - Welcome to Babylon!
To chat, you don't need a password. Changing the in-game nickname is not available. You can look at the profiles of people, clicking on their nicks.
To get into Russia's room, click on the left icon in the upper right corner and find the channel 'Russia National'.
Significant number of features will change - development and tests are still underway.
Chat is available on the link http://www.erepublik.com/en/chat/open/123
If you find bugs or have suggestions, please write a message to chat@erepublic.com



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Editor - M--H, Corrector - TPAKTOP. Translated by vermicellion
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