Deathtoll Announces "Dream Team"
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by Hassan Pesaran
In his Presidential manifesto, Deathtoll, the candidate from the UKRP, announced who he would prefer as his "Dream Team" for the Cabinet of the eUK. It was met with controversy and many of the people on the list openly opposing his decision to put them there. This is the list:
Vice President: Relic
Minister of Defense: IP Lockard
Minister of Finance: Squiddy
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Taytaz
Minister of Health: JerryGFL
Minister of Information: Hassan Pessaran
Minister of Minorities: RonaldChris
Ministry of Migration and Support: Tommy Tommasino
Minister of Trade: Funky44
Minister of Work: Stan Wephen
Minister of Work2: SaraDroz
There are a few obvious observations I'd like to make first; them being that "Ip Lockard" is spelt as "IP Lockard", and it is widely known that he detests this error. Secondly, Deathtoll spelt my name as "Hassan Pessaran" with a double "s". If he's going to be appointing these members to cabinet, shouldn't he know their names first?
Deathtoll proposed Squiddy as Minister of Finance, even though he has already been Minister of Foreign Affairs for two months. He has no experience regarding running the eUK's economy, even though he is a founder of Zycon Industries. Squiddy has already said he will refuse to be Minister of Finance.
Ip Lockard, currently Minister of Defence, has also said,
"I'd suggest actually appointing people to positions that they'd be good at, at the moment it looks like a random assortment of names thrown in a list.
I'd also try not to attack the working process of a minister that you're intending on keeping, or he/she might not particularly want to continue."
He has made it clear that he will not continue to be Minister of Defence under Deathtoll.
Finally, we see Stan Wephen at the bottom of the list as Minister of Work. He has absolutely no experience with economics, and has even said himself that he is "clueless" when it comes to the economy. There was no explanation as to why Bob Boblo and Keitarour have been removed from this list.
This "Dream Team" of Deathtoll's has certainly not been met with the reception Deathtoll may have liked...
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may need to edit the spelling someplaces mate
Yeah, I was wondering about the squiddy bit...
You are right in the article, the positions make no sense
i was wondering about the whole MoW section to be honest
Ya, the dream-team thing just doesn't work. It's one of the things that has turned me off of voting for Deathtoll.
Wow. That's incredible.
Squiddy as MoF? Stan as MoW? More importantly, Funky as MoT? If we're appointing people who have left the game, then CLEARLY it ought to be Dish as MoT...
He's spelt defence with the US spelling, too
he just has to rearrange a fewnames, take a few out, then he has a good team.
Thank you all for the feed-back everybody.
I, like you, am Human. I make mistakes.
I apologize to Ip and Hassan for misspelling their names.
I will obviously have to re-consider the Dream Team, but that's alright anyways.
"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again"
We want the president to have his trying out of the way before getting elected 😛
Sorry, bit you must admit, that sounded cool
Well I've voting for him 🙂
I actually think Ip said that if those changes were made he wouldnt be the one doing them, which I'm sure Deathtoll will take into consideration, considering the job Ip has done, along with yourself and Squiddy.
And I thought it was hilarious that there are spelling mistakes in an article criticising someone else for spelling, but maybe that's me.
I thought you were'nt logging on again
I wrote this article in 5mins, gimme a break Dish 😛
Writing the article in 5 mins, or 25 mins.. It is still very funny you can't spell any better then the person your criticizing someone for.. Specially since now a days the Browsers have spell checkers built in..
At least he isn't misspelling people's names on a DREAM TEAM. People he has selected and in a manifesto that hours of preparation has probably gone into (speaking from experience)
There are in-fact no spelling mistakes in this article. I just put it into Microsoft Office, and it came up with no errors except name. And no, I didnt edit it, im not that petty.
I think a lot of you are failing to see the point of this articles and are looking at what you want to see - the point was that Deathtoll has chosen the WRONG people, the spelling wasnt a big issue for me at all.
It's cos they're using an AMERICAN dictionary Hassan 😛
It does look rather like a random assortment of names. It might be better to pick people who are actually capable of doing the jobs assigned to them. If I was deathtoll, I'd keep Rayf as MoF (Rayf knows what he's doing).
If I was Deathtoll I wouldn't pick Rayf as MoF because he says that he doesn't have enough time....
Tbh, I'm voting for noone. Can you do that in erepublik?
No you must vote for Relic 😛
If you don't want to vote you don't have to. But you can't see the results until the end of the day.
So just vote Relic to pass time...
Unlike you to write such a negative article Hassan, I would have appreciated your take on Deathtoll's list to include the positives and some more journalism rather than insults.
Otherwise, I appreciate you taking the time to put this together,