Dear the Ireland Has You Any Rock
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by Karacticus
Greetings people of the Ireland, you may remember me from my previous incarnation as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
It is with much excitement that I announce to you my appointment as Ambassador to the Emerald Isle. I very much hope that we can pick up from where we left off.
Now this is not all! Our 'tachetastic MoFA has also bestowed upon me two marvellous Consuls. May I present to you Maddog Jones and Tomazim. We are your first point of contact if you fancy getting in touch with the UK.
Our operators are on hand and waiting to take your calls
Our Aims:
It's always important to have aims (Irish congress you may want to make a note of that) and these are they.
1) Immerse ourselves in your rich culture.
2)Buy a stick of rock for the MoFA.
3)Find out all your super top secret plans.
4)Spread the word of GLaDOS.
Not all Serious Beans
It's not all work.
We're looking forward to enjoying the craic. I've been told that you have some of the finest craic in the world. Indeed it would put my builder to shame.
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You is trollin'!
No serious official article.
No Karn, No! Where are the tea and biscuits?
Hello Mr. Ambassador, would you like some craic?
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Ooo Dan you little scamp.
Winning by default can not save you.
Aw no! Not Graham Norton! Shtick up Bill Bailey instead!
Graham Norton is Irish btw .....unfortunately
Your finest export Dylan, no?
gtfo
I knew this was coming and your goons ofc Maddog and Tomazim >.<
Goons? How very dare you sir.
We are highly trained diplomats. Advanced in the deft art of subtlety.
My name is Final Destiny and I approve of this diplomat.
Woo, I was mentioned 😛 cheers K
Kara when you get that rock be sure to check it's not the one Padraig_Pearse lives under.
Horice 🙂
You could immerse yourself in our rich culture by pushing the button 🙂
i watched the rock (movie 1996) quite a good film
no no Louis... I think he means Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
ahh..well one can easily get mistaken. maybe he should have put the rock "dwayne johnson". its his own demise :/
@Horice, thanks for mentioning me 😉
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs certifies the veracity of this announcement.
why didnt you send us someone cool like Horice?
we are soooooo bored of you other guys.
meh.
I'm tired of boring eBrits... 🙁
Can't fight... can't write...
Mr Thomas that is highly unfair and on the verge of slander.
My wrotting skills r by far and away brulleeant.
Bloomin' cheek.
I am GLaDOS and I certify and approve of this announcement
Go on home british soliders....
Ireland >UK
go n suck the back end o my monkey nuts !
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Push it! You know you want to. 😉
I like the "Immerse ourselves" comment - maybe in an Irish well - for say - 10 minutes?
Cannot accept Aim #4
And if you check with your general e-UK residents I think you'll hear a reverberating, "Be gone with Glados!" <--See how weak those letters are?
What a waste Gladbags!
kiss my blarney stones lol
haughenator X2
and my own 2 cents : LOL
🙂
Maddog + Tomazim = win