Danes, You've Made Me Proud!
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by Grev Per
VEJLE, DENMARK
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbEDmEeOFi4&my=1[/youtube]
I am on the last Danish ground on Earth. I write this in a bunker deep underground to protect me from the Swedish catapults (Which is also the equipment they use for their Space-Plan, no one's made it to the moon yet).
I want to tell you, the Danes in Swedish occupied Denmark that you've made me deeply proud. Your refusal to integrate into Danish society is a true sign of your own strength. When Australia was invaded and occupied by Indonesia they fled for the safety of cowardly Sweden. They did not stand their ground and fight for who they were. The Belgians gave up their sovereignty voluntarily, spineless. The Israeli's have chosen to integrate into a land that has no interest in accepting them.
You Danes have stood up and said, "I am Danish. I do not like Sweden." This makes you men. We might have lost the war. We might have lost our land. But we ARE NOT CONQUERED.
Every active Dane, tomorrow when there is no Denmark left, you MUST contact me. I will give you the link to a forum I have created for occupied Danes and other occupied peoples. In this forum will be the plans of Dannebrog! which will be our Danish Resistance Army (DRA). I will try and unite us with that of other occupied nations.
When you have joined the DRA you will be divided into ranks and you will be given specific orders. We will teach the Swede, what it means to take Danish territory. The game has not created any form of terrorism, but this does not mean that we can't create our own. We will need to be creative of course.
Furthermore this is most important. NO Dane must work for a Swede. NO Dane must join a Swedish political party. NO Dane will ever buy a Swedish product. THEY will NOT get our money. THEY will not get our LABOR. They have taken Denmark, but they have not taken the DANES. The battle has just begun. We will make occupation very very terrible.
I would like to announce the fact that we have won. You might have seen Swedes everywhere blaming me for the invasion. I was the man who caused the invasion, it was all my fault. Not the Swedes who you know, invaded (it's much like the rape victim who had it coming.) I was the single man who forced the world's largest nation to act. I had the power to control the entire Swedish nation, they've said it themselves. Danes be proud of yourselves!
The Swedes will oppress us. Let me give you some advice. When I saw Chief Interrogator Flammbar smash my kneecap, I realized suddenly this kneecap was a badge of honor. My shattered kneecap was a badge of honor that I had earned for good service to my nation. Every hardship you encounter, is a badge of honor. Don't you forget it!
Please join me in our resistance song
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LPZmFQQu8L0&my=1[/youtube]
Oh I am a merry plough-boy
and I plough the fields all day
till a sudden thought
came to my head
that I should roam away
I am sick and tired of slavery
since the day that I was born
and I'm off to join, the DRA
and I'm off tomorrow morn'
And we're all off to Copenhagen city, in the city
Where the helmuts glisten in the sun
where the bayonets flash
and the rifles flash
to the rattle of a thomson gun
I'll leave aside me pick and spade
I'll leave aside me plow
I'll leave aside my horse and yoke
I no longer need them now
I leave aside me Marie
she's the girl that I adore
and I wonder if she'll think of me
when she hears the rifles roar
And we're all off to Copenhagen city, in the city
Where the helmuts glisten in the sun
where the bayonets flash
and the rifles crash
to the rattle of a thomson gun
and when the war is over
and dear old Denmark is free
I'll take her to, the church to wed
and a rebel's wife she'll be
well some men fight for silver
and some men fight for gold
but the DRA are fighting for
the land that the Swedish stole
And we're all off to Copenhagen city, in the city
Where the helmuts glisten in the sun
where the bayonets flash
and the rifles crash
to the rattle of a thomson gun
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You won\'t laugh at our spaceproject when we counquer the moon and start throwing things down at you from there, it\'s really a secret but just this morning we succeded in throwing a dog over öresund, so the moon is not far away.
Otherwise we will just rent an expensive Hollywood studio and the Director Ridley Scott.
I cant stop wondering how it must feel that your actions alone caused your entire country to get conquered in less then a week?
How can you be proud of your actions when it has caused your people great suffering?
I hope the Danish people accept ZiggyZag as the new ruler, a far more wiser and fair president then the danish oppresor.
You could have avioded this by a simple appology, look where you are now.
Germany next?
haha. vad ska du vara stolt över? vi klev ju över erat land och armè hur lätt som helst.
Gahahah!!
I guess it\'s because it\'s in English the Swedes don\'t get the nuances?
Oh we get them, their just too sad to be taken seriously.
I\'m also finding it hard to find anything for you to be proud over.
You are conqered, get over it!
And to all the new swedes who are not desperatly clinging to the dark past, welcome to the swedish empire!
I like u Grev Per😃
Yes, we prefer the leadership of the occupying aggressors to our democratically elected Grev Per... Nice observation!
@Hogild
You are stupid to believe Swedish propaganda; it has been their plan all along to invade Denmark.
Please,dont take this so hard, you are all equal to any swed in my eyes!
And if you want an economical war...we can easely starve any dane, or danish company to death!
Welcome, and have a nice day
The last song was great.
Ok don\'t buy our food and don\'t join our parties. That leaves us in charge of all the politics since there aren\'t enough danes to win any election. We\'ve all seen what a great country Denmark became when the danes ran it.
I must say I admire Grev Per for all the passion he puts down into this game. Unlike many other I actully enjoy the RP-factor he puts forward. It\'s a shame that it\'s not put to better use, but aslong as you guys have fun, keep it up! It will sure be interesting to see what you have in store 🙂
i agree with Hike, indeed its really funny to see you RP that much 🙂
Well that\'s what the game\'s all about. If only the rest of Sweden would realise that. It\'s a flippin roleplay! It\'s a game! It\'s not supposed to be \"I should go to work *click* Hmm.. better train too! *click*\" every single day!
It even says to in the introduction. This is the NEW world, make your OWN history. Make up what EVER you want. You know... spice it up a bit! Things will only get interesting if we make them so!
One thing that would improve the gamine experience a LOT is if all Swedes realised the fact that Denmark would have been invaded no matter what. The only choices Grev Per had was to sit and look (and be HELLA boring) or go out in flames (be awesome!). Naturally, he chose the latter. The obvious choice. Wouldn\'t you say?
Hur fan kan ni ta illa upp? Vem fan bryr sig???????????
And yes Grev Per is right ever since Norway invaded Finland the question has been when not if Sweden were going to invade Denmark hell I would have insulted the danes if they did the same to us.
BTW Grev per e ju fan rolig 🙂
Yeah, Grev Per is roleplaying and I love it! Anyway, it wasn\'t Per who started this war, it was our own people, - screaming for war since november. And when Norway took Finland, there was only one way.
I hope that our newcomers will try to make a new life in Sweden, without this useless \"I don\'t like Sweden\" crap. I hope that the danes will join swedish political parties to start a new era of pilitics in our country. No need to fight.
We welcome our new brothers and sisters (although mostly brothers, I believe) to the homeland! Thanks to us you will be part of a grand era of glory and triumph, and I hope you decide to embrace this heavenly destiny.
Also remember that resistence is futile.